Confound Those Teufort Boys

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

School day, please end. It is time for me to simultaneously be both a kid and a squid.

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

Please DC, PLEASE make him a movie.

If I ever seem like a crazy man because I'm laughing hysterically for no reason, it's because shit like this is going through my head every goddamn minute of every day

Everytime I ask myself why I even got Tumblr in the first place,everybody loves to remind me.

"...THEY DIDN'T BLOW IT."

Same deal for this fella.

Monster Kid #2! (Watch out! This one’s a bully) (Note: the two left faces in pic #4 are Walter if he were to be aged up; he gets in a LOT of fights)

Name: Walter Geist

Monster Type: Poltergeist

Birthday: March 2nd (but if you sing any B-day songs he will get MAD)

Family: His dad is a nightmarish phantom (and yes, Walter’s got the whole “stick it to your old man” mindset) and his mom is a half-devil imp. He’s actually a reeeeeaally far branching relative of the Napstablook family tree.

Traits: Loves scheming people out of their money, extremely assertive, is not above fighting dirty in any way, only respects people who “get” him, thinks that leaving the Underground was the worst possible idea monsters ever had, and (even though they saved him) STILL doesn’t trust Frisk

Clique: Bullies (wouldn'tcha guess!); any kid who thinks that weaker monsters are “ripe for the picking” is A-okay in his book. Also anyone who hates humans.

Favorite subject: P.E., Overly competitive in any games.

Other stuff: HATES Tyler/King (other OC) with a burning rage. Tyler tries to stand up for his friends, and before Walter can give him a knuckle sandwich, he phases into the wall as a shadow.

Uses his magic to makes hands and fists… More than two, if he wants.

Horrible academic record. Indifferent towards detention and grounding.

SHE SMAL SHE WHITE SHE ANGER SHE FIGHT