I feel like a lot of people miss the point of Sherlock's charging-port-deduction when they poke fun at it.
Now, I'm not saying he's right or some genius (or that you shouldn't poke fun at the deduction), I'm just saying that the point of this specific observation was misunderstood.
Because yes, we all try to plug our phones in in the dark or without looking and miss the port a few times. But not hard enough to leave scratches in the metal. When I look at my charging port, there are no scratches there, because I use the appropriate amount of force when plugging in my phone, and I think most of you do, too.
However, when you're completely drunk, there isn't really an 'appropriate amount of force.' You will jam your charger into the metal around your phone port hard enough to leave visible scratches.
It wasn't that the phone's user missed the port; it was that they missed the port with enough excessive force to scratch the phone.
(Which, of course, doesn't even necessarily mean 'alcoholic'; it could just be someone with difficulty with fine motor skills, or who misjudges how much force they need for things, or wasn't wearing their glasses and got very frustrated trying to plug in their phone, or any variety of other scenarios)
(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)
Logan: Have you seen my puzzle book?
Patton, face pink, because he’ll never get used to this: No…
Logan: Roman—
Roman: *unholy shrieking*
Logan: Have you seen my puzzle book?
Roman: *still shrieking*
Logan: I’m taking that as a no.
Logan: Have you happened to see my puzzle book?
Janus, soaking in the bathtub, unfortunately without convenient bubbles, as snakes do: No. I’ll tell you if I do.
Logan, unfazed: Great, thank you.
Logan: Remus, I don't suppose you’ve seen my puzzle book?
Remus, showering fully clothed: But you do suppose, or you wouldn't have asked.
Logan: Error. Logan.exe has stopped working.
Logan: Vir— this is my puzzle book! You had it?
Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: Oh… Sorry…
Logan: I respected your privacy for this long, please respect mine.
Virgil, internally: Dude wtf I’m literally showering??
Don't forget [̵̱̲̟̓̈́͊̾r̶̦̪͕̝͖̟̟̓̍ȇ̵̛̖̣̞̋͘͘d̷̼̲̠̲̎͆̑̈́̍̅͋à̵͈͚̭̲́̎͝ͅc̵̦̱̅̇̐͐͐t̵̩͙͈̦͈͖̿̍́͜͝ẹ̵̤͖̓̾͑̍̆d̸͙̜̿͌̔͑͋]̵̫̻͖͕͍̭̓̿̀̀ͅ!
So you mean to tell me that a red himbo with self-esteem issues, a father with no son but has spirit, a teen stuck in his emo phase, Google with emotions on incognito, a lawyer with a Self-Care agenda, and Sin ALL make up a man with a flower obsession??
Everyone reblogging this with some variation of 'poly pat' is so intensely valid
[Patton]: First, we'll need someone to practice on...
[Logan]: But who?
[Patton]: Each other?
(After they all swear to tell the truth during the trial scene and Janus takes the bibles/misc objects back away)
[Patton]: Okay, so, we kiss now? Or...?
Bonus:
[Patton]: Aww, there's so much cool stuff they've done for us online, kiddos!
[Roman]: Oh yeah?
[Patton]: There's some really neato artwork of us all AND some writing as well! Say, what is a "ship"?
[Logan]: Seriously, Morality, you don't know what that is? It is a craft designed for water travel.
[Virgil]: Even Prince knew that.
[Roman]: Yeah, even I knew that.
[Patton]: Oh, ok! It does not look like that, but ok.
I just want to point out those all happened in canon. That is all.
Me: Okay, let's go through this again. Spell his name?
My brain: S-A-P-N-A-P.
Me: And how do you say his name?
My brain: Sap-Nap.
Me: Again, slower.
My brain: Sap. Nap.
Me: Good. Now, what's his name?
My brain: Hehehe Snapnap
Me: NO
'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:
Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—
Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*
Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.
Influencer drama I'm not interested in: Idk like fighting or whatever, I don't pay enough attention to have good examples
Influencer drama I'm absolutely interested in: The animosity between Quackity and Rat
Janus: Hey I'm ba—
Remus, clinging onto his leg: NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN
Janus: Are you alright?
Remus: I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES JANNIE NEVER LEAVE ME
Janus: You— what?
Remus: Because Virgil left! And [R̴̢̢̧̟̭̲̗͍̔̓͐̒̈́͌̎͒̓͊̚͠Ę̵̫͙͔̗̤͆̌̌̀̿͋́̄͊̽̚͠ͅͅD̷̛̛̮̝̜́͋́̕̚Ả̷̛̲̟͍̃̇͋̑̇́͛̚C̶̢̱͔͈͎͔͚̤͍̿̀͛̇͗͗̈́̾͑̾̕͜͠T̵̟͎͖̘͈͎̻̑̊̾͛̓̀͊̄͝ͅÉ̶̢͇̭̜̋̇̑̀́̐͗̾̉̀̕͠͝ͅͅD̸͉̓̀̾̉̆̃̆̊̊̿̀̾̈́] left! And you can't leave too!
Janus: (picks him up) Hey, I just went to the store. Next time you can come with me, okay? I'm not going anywhere. Okay?
Remus: *sniffle* Okay...
Roman, still there: ...Who's [R̴̢̢̧̟̭̲̗͍̔̓͐̒̈́͌̎͒̓͊̚͠Ę̵̫͙͔̗̤͆̌̌̀̿͋́̄͊̽̚͠ͅͅD̷̛̛̮̝̜́͋́̕̚Ả̷̛̲̟͍̃̇͋̑̇́͛̚C̶̢̱͔͈͎͔͚̤͍̿̀͛̇͗͗̈́̾͑̾̕͜͠T̵̟͎͖̘͈͎̻̑̊̾͛̓̀͊̄͝ͅÉ̶̢͇̭̜̋̇̑̀́̐͗̾̉̀̕͠͝ͅͅD̸͉̓̀̾̉̆̃̆̊̊̿̀̾̈́]?
Janus: . . .
Janus: Thank you for making sure Remus didn't burn down the dark side. I appreciate it.
Roman: Wait, Janus, who's [R̴̢̢̧̟̭̲̗͍̔̓͐̒̈́͌̎͒̓͊̚͠Ę̵̫͙͔̗̤͆̌̌̀̿͋́̄͊̽̚͠ͅͅD̷̛̛̮̝̜́͋́̕̚Ả̷̛̲̟͍̃̇͋̑̇́͛̚C̶̢̱͔͈͎͔͚̤͍̿̀͛̇͗͗̈́̾͑̾̕͜͠T̵̟͎͖̘͈͎̻̑̊̾͛̓̀͊̄͝ͅÉ̶̢͇̭̜̋̇̑̀́̐͗̾̉̀̕͠͝ͅͅD̸͉̓̀̾̉̆̃̆̊̊̿̀̾̈́]?
Janus: I'm sure you have very important princely duties—
Remus: *snicker*
Janus: —to fulfill, I'd hate to keep you from them.
Roman, as he's being sent away: JANUS WHO IS—
Remus: *sigh* I miss Janus...
Roman: He just went to the store, he'll be back in an hour.
Remus: *bangs fist on table* THAT'S WHAT VIRGIL SAID TOO
Q: What do you have to say about the queerbaiting accusations?
A: What do you mean?
Q: People are accusing you of pretending to be queer for your own personal gain.
A: I've never said I was queer.
Q: Well, no, but you flirt with your (same-gender) friends and joke about being in a relationship with them.
A: Those are just jokes; all my friends make those jokes, with all our friends, regardless of gender. Nobody gets mad at me when I make those jokes with my (not-same-gender) friends.
Q: That's different.
A: Why, because being straight is the "default"?
Q: ...
A: What I'm hearing here is that people speculated my sexuality, were wrong, and then got mad at me for it. I never pretended to be queer or said I was, I'm just comfortable joking around with my friends.
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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