Quackity: Hey Everyone This Is My Bestie Bad He Loves To Swear And Say Things Like Fuck, Please Teach

Quackity: Hey everyone this is my bestie Bad he loves to swear and say things like fuck, please teach him some curse words in Spanish—

Also Quackity: Oh my god, Dan, I'm so sorry! I forgot you made family-friendly content and now we're all swearing! Your image! I'm so sorry!

Truly the duality of man

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3 years ago

Just Virgil Being Relatable In My Band AU Fic

“Patton two-point-oh-my-god.” (When Patton gets a punk makeover)

In his corner of the garage, Virgil started snapping. His hands were up by his ears as he did, and he was grinning, seemingly in his own little world.

(I just realized— we’re all in the community, aren't we? Well, I don't know about Virgil.) Virgil’s snapping had stopped, but now he was rocking back and forth on his heels. “I’m gay. And trans, actually.”

“Looks like you gotta rap now, man. I don't make the rules.”

“Yikes, man. Er— sorry, is it alright if I call you that?”

"At school, to defend my hiding behind layers and black clothing, I pretended to be goth or emo ..."

”Do you want to kiss?” (Who?) "Me."

“I’m scared of someone finding out my deadname and using it. Any time I hear it, I just freeze up ..."

"I’m not really accepted in a lot of trans spaces, because I don't want surgery or HRT. I just… Identify as a guy. That's not enough, apparently."


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3 years ago

“You know a lot about this,” Patton said, seeming surprised.

Roman’s cheeks turned pink. “Well, y’know, someone once came out to me as polyamorous and I realized I didn't know much about it so I decided to do some research so I could support them wholeheartedly.”

Patton smiled, touched.

Don't mind them having a sweet moment while Logan's mom is having a breakdown right beside them and Logan is in the hospital


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3 years ago

I wasn't (at least not consciously) but I certainly am now

@ Sander Sides Fans:

Does this look like an accurate depiction of @thatsthat24 's filming setup? (It's for writing purposes I'm not a creep; I know it's not exactly to scale I more mean the placement of everything)

@ Sander Sides Fans:
3 years ago

Just kicked my brother's ass in Wii sports boxing, which was funny because my Mii is Patton, so new headcanon: Patton is super good at boxing but just hasn't mentioned it to the other sides until somehow Roman ropes him in to boxing with him and Patton just knocks him tf out


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3 years ago

'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:

Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—

Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*

Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.


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3 years ago

I like this question. If Thomas goes full brainstorm mode, I think Janus, Patton, and Virgil are shut down so they don't use excess energy, and Roman, Remus, and Logan are all in a room shouting ideas over each other while Thomas frantically writes down all the snippets he hears and it's like

Thomas: Okay, Janus will play Among Us!

Remus: No, I said we should recreate Among Us in real life

Roman: No, I said you should lifestream Among Us while having no prior knowledge because people love that

Logan: No, I said you should put more Janus in your videos, because he's new and exciting to the Fanders

Thomas: Gotcha Janus is playing Among Us

All: That's not what ANY of us said—

'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:

Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—

Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*

Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.

3 years ago

A fic in which the 'it was all a dream' is the beginning of the story

I’m so tired of this. Logan rubbed his eyes, sighing. No matter how much research he did, he wasn't listened to.

He got up, leaving his ‘room,’ heading down the mind palace’s staircase to get himself water.

“Logan, watch out!” he heard a distant voice yell, and before he knew it, he’d tripped, tumbling down the steps before his world went dark.

“Mm?”

“Oh my god, Logan, are you alright?” he heard Virgil's voice ask him anxiously.

His body… hurt. He blinked, trying to remember what had happened. “Why am I experiencing pain?”

“You got hit by a car. I— I tried to warn you, but it was too late. Luckily you didn't break anything.”

He rubbed his eyes, sitting up. He was in a hospital room. He looked over at Virgil, blinking. “You look different.”


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3 years ago

I had a dream there was a new halloween-themed Sander Sides and it was revealed that Janus kept Remus on a golden chain attached to a black o-ring collar around his neck

He held it loosely in his hand but if Remus starting giving intrusive thoughts he'd tug on it and like make him behave and everyone was like 'oh thank god he's under control'

It was weird but that'd be hilarious so here's hoping I have the gift of prophecy


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