AHHHH OH MY DHAKAHDSKSKFYEIA I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
NOBODY HAS EVER ILLUSTRATED ONE OF MY SILLY LITTLE IDEAS
Janus’s light side name is Janan
As a refresher for the dialogue:
Roman: PFFFFT!! Janus? Hahahaha! What are you, a middle school librarian? Hahahaha. It's a stupid name.
Janus: Oh, Roman, thank god you don't have a mustache. Otherwise, between you and Remus, I wouldn't know who the evil twin is.
So many people are all like 'oh Janus is so horrible telling Roman that if he had a mustache he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and Remus' but HONESTLY!
It was true!
Names are an important, powerful thing, and when Janus revealed his badass name to show he wanted to be part of their team, Roman didn't *just* LAUGH, he said "PFFFFT!! Janus? Hahahaha! What are you, a middle school librarian? Hahahaha. It's a stupid name."
That's a horrible thing to say! He did sound like the evil twin!
Everyone's like 'oh but when Janus said "Oh, Roman, thank god you don't have a mustache. Otherwise, between you and Remus, I wouldn't know who the evil twin is" he was attacking Roman's worst fear' AS IF NOT BEING ACCEPTED AND BEING LAUGHED AT ISN'T A FEAR OF JANUS'S!!
Virgil presented himself as a bad guy so Thomas would listen to him, so they'd taken him seriously, and Janus has proven that he wants what's best for Thomas like everyone else.
So how come he can't have done the same thing? Why is that so hard for people to consider? He has feelings too!
I'm not saying Janus was in the right, I'm saying he was provoked and shouldn't be made out to be the villain when they were both in the wrong (also rip Janus because his name was the only one to be laughed at, Roman didn't laugh at Virgil's name he laughed at Patton saying his name should be Virgin and Thomas immediately stood up for Virgil)
Anyway I still love Roman and Janus and that entire encounter went wrong in every possible way thanks for coming to my ted talk
I miss when people would throw candy at me from parades; I'm far too old now, I get passed by.
To clarify, I am not asking for solutions, or getting upset at parade participants for not throwing candy at me. I am simply saying that I miss it.
Me: *gets this notification*
Me: Hang on this person's gotta be messing with me let me check so I don't look like an idiot online
Me: *looks this up*
Me: THOMAS IS ALLERGIC TO CATS??? POOR GUY
Also: That means logically that *all* the sides are allergic to cats, right? (Doesn't mean they don't have other allergies though so my point/joke still stands—)
Patton: Allergic to cats
(It even has a front pouch to place an actual cat, if you so desire.)
"Oh, I can't. I'm allergic."
Remus: Allergic to soap
"It's got soap on it! I'm allergic to soap, you (beep)!"
Roman: Allergic to cats
"You think you know someone and then WHAM! Out of nowhere... they fill your apartment with feral cats?! And now you're somehow responsible for the vet bills? You've got to give them away, but despite your cat allergy, you've endeared yourself to them, especially to Mrs. Snuffles... more like Mrs. Sniffles! ...Because of the allergy."
Logan: Allergic to bullshit
Janus: Allergic to society
Virgil: Allergic to makeup remover
So, the dark sides all have a Thing. Virgil's eyeshadow, Janus's scales, Remus's silver hair.
When the light sides went to Virgil's room, they all began to have eyeshadow piled on, which disappeared once they left.
What if, visiting Janus's room, they grow scales that disappear when they leave?
What if, visiting Remus's room, their hair slowly turns silver but then turns back when they leave?
Idk I just think that'd be hella cool.
(Also, in Patton's room, their emotions were more heightened, right? And in Virgil's room, their anxiety was heightened.
What if, in Roman's room, their theatricality heightens?
What if, in Logan's room, their logical thinking and think-before-you-speak concept heightens?
What if, in Janus's room, their self-preservation, their save-yourself instinct heightens?
What if, in Remus's room, their verbal filter lessens, and their intrusive thoughts heighten?
What if they all realize, this isn't fun at all, and appreciate that everyone's blessings also have downsides? They finally realize why Remus blurts things out, because it's so hard and miserable to keep them in your head. They finally realize, hang on, selfishness makes you feel guilty and like a horrible person even when it's reasonable?)
Happy ending Remus (and anyone else) gets tumblr and shares this stuff on here like I do because keeping it in their head is a big yikes but nobody around them understands what they're talking about
Remus: *sigh* I miss Janus...
Roman: He just went to the store, he'll be back in an hour.
Remus: *bangs fist on table* THAT'S WHAT VIRGIL SAID TOO
(There is a see-through glass shower door unless otherwise specified)
Janus: Where'd you put my hat?
Roman, having hung a towel over the glass shower door, knowing this would happen: I don't know what you mean.
Janus: You know I can tell when you're lying, right?
Roman, smugly: Yep.
Janus: Where’d— oh, god, sorry— *sinks out*
Patton, blushing red from head to toe, whispering: Did that just happen?
Janus: Where— nope— *sinks out*
Logan: ?
Janus: Where’d Roman put my hat?
Virgil, invisible behind a black shower curtain: *hiss*
Janus: *hisses back*
Janus: Did Roman tell you where he put my hat?
Remus, for once not wearing clothes like a normal person: No. I still think he took my morning star.
Janus: Hm. *starts to sink out*
Remus: Wh— wait! Is that it?
Janus: This isn’t a porn, Remus. I asked you a question, now I leave.
Remus: It could be…
Janus: No. It literally can’t.
Remus, sighing: I saw it in the freezer.
Janus: Thank you.
Remus, getting a new idea: If you get it out now, it might take a minute to defrost.
Janus: You’re stubborn, you know that?
Remus: :(
Janus: I’ll be right back
Remus: :D
Logan: Just wrote 'he had sawn it coming.' To bed with me
Janus: At least that's pronounced differently.
Logan: Just wrote offly instead of awfully. Can you tell I'm exhausted?
Janus: Yes, because this is a verbal conversation so I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
Logan: ...
Logan: I'm going to bed.
Janus: Good choice.
I'm bored so I'm gonna summarize each of the sanders sides episodes but badly
So far every side name has two syllables.
Ro/man.
Ja/nus. (or Jan/us, depends on how you say it)
Re/mus.
Pat/ton.
Lo/gan.
Vir/gil.
Even Thom/as and Ni/co have two syllables.
Heck, even E/mile and Re/my have two syllables.
What if the next side doesn't? What if it's like, Craig or something?
Even Apollo (a common orange-side name theory, after Logan's comment about wishing Apollo had more of an influence in WTIT) would mess with the pattern, being A/pol/lo
Remus: Just stepped out of the shower while Janus was playing piano, felt like I was in a very classy movie about to be murdered
Patton: Are you guys okay down there??
Remus, Janus, and Virgil: No.
Roman: More importantly, Remus, you shower?
Remus: Of course!
Janus: He rolls around in volcanic ash like a chinchilla.
Roman: Oh. Uh, why?
Remus: I'm allergic to soap! :D
Roman, Logan, Patton, Thomas: ...
Remus: :DDD
Patton, trying his best: That's nice kiddo
He/they (both equally good)I love asks, requests, general interaction, and stuff like that!Mostly various fandom stuff, I'm just having a good time and enjoying myselfI hope I can make you smile :)
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