Remus, Proud Of Knowing Something: Logan. I Have A Fact.

Remus, proud of knowing something: Logan. I have a fact.

Logan, not looking up from his book: Proceed.

Remus: Male reindeers lose their antlers in the winter, while female reindeers don't. All of Santa's reindeers have antlers, meaning they're all female, but the media says they're men because they don't want a team of strong females depicted.

Logan: Or they aren't cis. Ever think about that?

Remus: Wait wha—

Logan: Maybe they're transgender. Don't be a bigot, Remus.

Remus: I'M NOT—

Remus: Wait—

Remus: Am I being a bigot???

Logan: I don't know, are you? You're assuming their gender aligns with their sex.

Remus: *now having a crisis*

Janus, walking past, unable to help it: So you could say they're... Transgendeer.

Logan, hopping up, beating Janus with a pillow: I'm trying to escape Patton's constant puns, goddamnit!

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3 years ago

Thank you for creating the au and just being awesome! I'm so happy right now you just made my year :D

A Littol Virgil! (Does This Count As Fanart?)

A littol Virgil! (Does this count as fanart?)

Based off the Campfire Au Vee by @tscampfireau (HIGHLY recommend you check it out, it's awesome!)

3 years ago

Patton. "I wonder what's in that closet. Nope, don't even check."

Remus. "I'll check. What if I open this and a thousand rattlesnakes jump out?"

Patton. "Then I'm gonna run."

Remus. "Alright. Let's boogie, boys!" (Opens closet.) "It's a mattress. And dirt."

(Later)

Patton. "What's in this one?"

Remus. "This is fun, because now you have to open this door, because I opened that one. What if you pick the wrong one and there's like a, a clown with a decaying face in there?"

Patton. (Mocking) "'What if you pick the wrong one and there's a fucking clown with a decaying face in there?'"

Logan. "Open the door. Stop joking."

Patton. (Pause) "What if— Okay, I'm running, just letting you know."


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4 years ago

You're very serious about this, this post was mostly a joke and certainly isn't that deep

It's not gaslighting, gaslighting is a serious form of abuse that makes someone question their sanity/perception of reality. It's a widely-accepted headcanon that has potential to cause confusion. If you're going to get so serious, please use correct terms don't belittle how serious gaslighting actually is.

*edit because I just realized it: I do not mean for this to come across rude in any way, I'm very bad at tone regulation and it's worse through test

Can you imagine the absolute chaos if Thomas confirmed Sleep's name and it wasn't Remy

3 years ago

Right now there's a #FandersDisabilityPositivity on Twitter, and there isn't one here, but I figured, why not, here's some things about me (aka here's what I've been professionally diagnosed with so far):

- ADHD (I think this is why I'm so bad at tone regulation online?? If I sound mean I promise I don't mean to I'm just bad at getting my tone across through text)

- OCD (So I'm very familiar with intrusive thoughts lol)

- Anxiety

- Depression

- Asthma

(Also just I joke about serious things or when I'm uncomfortable sometimes as a coping mechanism, so if I do, it's not because I don't take it seriously, it's because I take it too seriously)

Anyway! If you can't tell, my current hyperfixation is Sander Sides, and this account is so good for that because I get to share my thoughts and people actually want to hear them??? Wild


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1 year ago

What would you even call the act of being an imposter? Imposting? Impostering? Imposticizing? Impostercizing?


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3 years ago

Package tracker: You shipment is a state away and should arrive by the end of the day.

Me, sitting in the windowsill in the morning: Mail??

3 years ago

I like this question. If Thomas goes full brainstorm mode, I think Janus, Patton, and Virgil are shut down so they don't use excess energy, and Roman, Remus, and Logan are all in a room shouting ideas over each other while Thomas frantically writes down all the snippets he hears and it's like

Thomas: Okay, Janus will play Among Us!

Remus: No, I said we should recreate Among Us in real life

Roman: No, I said you should lifestream Among Us while having no prior knowledge because people love that

Logan: No, I said you should put more Janus in your videos, because he's new and exciting to the Fanders

Thomas: Gotcha Janus is playing Among Us

All: That's not what ANY of us said—

'Daydream Mode' is when Roman has full creative control, right? So I'm just imagining like:

Remus, ranting to Janus: —as long as their beak fits through, the entire rest of them, because that's the only solid part, can squish through—

Remus: *suddenly collapses without warning*

Janus, flipping the page of his book unconcernedly: Someone must have turned on Daydream mode.

2 years ago

Broke: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale aren't in love

Woke: Good Omens is a gay love story because Crowley and Aziraphale are in love

Bespoke: Whether Good Omens is a gay love story or not is debatable; it is, however, undeniably a story of the love between Crowley and Aziraphale (whatever type of love that may be)

Neil Gaiman: Good Omens isn't a gay love story because while Crowley and Aziraphale are in love, they are not human males, they are an angel and a demon


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