Marshroomstar - Alexis

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Sure, Hua Cheng is the more ~suave~ between him and Xie Lian but sometimes Xie Lian will drop the most romantic, heart-wrenching, soul inspiring line on him out of literally nowhere

Theyre strolling through the forest near Puqi shrine one afternoon and Xie Lian looks at the trees with a smile and says "I love autumn the most out of all seasons. Because the breeze is gentle and the leaves are all kinds of red, so it feels like my San Lang is everywhere even when he is not here."

And Hua Cheng immediately trips on his feet

oh dear my hands slipped and accidentally spent hours drawing owl ratio

(no i didnt i have been thinking about this for months)

No joke this vine has a better understanding of transmisogyny than 40% of this website

I have seen that giraffe again......

   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

I love the comparison of Wei Wuxian giving Jiang Cheng his Golden Core and Xiao Xingchen giving Song Lan his eyes because it just proves that Wei Wuxian wasn't too far off the mark on how Baoshan Sanren would have solved his problem.

Like, she told Xiao Xingchen that she couldn't give Song Lan new eyes because she can't create something from nothing (or at least something similar iirc), so theoretically, she could have also done the Golden Core transfer as a solution.

I don't know how well her medical knowledge is compared to Wen Qing but it just goes to show that even a powerful immortal can't just create miracles. She is also limited to realistic solutions.

The way the surgeries mirror each other, even with the way the "recipient" (Song Lan and Jiang Cheng) react, is just very interesting to me. Both didn't ask for the surgery and Both get upset when they learn of it.

Despite never meeting Baoshan Sanren, Wei Wuxian somehow managed to imitate her solutions shockingly well and despite never meeting Xiao Xingchen managed to inspire him.

permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe

cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite

doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits

the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled

meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr

Dysphoria strikes again