permit office: sending one of their own men to exile to cause chaos and unrest in an attempt to justify the existence of the permit office and the poepoe
cleo: riding a horse for 4 days straight on the nether roof to quit exile out of pure spite
doc and xisuma: traveling to and from exile to sell things/help the exiled hermits
the rest of the server: hiding their beds, creating bunkers, doing their best to not get exiled
meanwhile, mumbo: fan go whirrrrrrrrr
tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.
it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.
A study of sorts
Two types of gods with believers:
Jun Wu: This is Mei Nianqing, my beloved vassal. He can see the future, paint and loose at cards. I can name his ancestors six generations back.
Xie Lian: This is Hong-er, my most devoted believer. I found him in a ditch one day. He has every disease, and if anything happens to him I will destroy the world and then myself.
If you are watching the premiere y know
Disappointing as it may be, Poseidon himself (a storm in literal ITHICA) stopping the last livestream is hilarious. Shouldn’t have stabbed him so many times ody
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
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Switching between these every day