Its Never Too Early For A Glizzard

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

Thank you for the follow fellow weirdo 😜🖤🖤🖤🖤

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Guys look it is Belphegor from Obey Me! Shall we Date? Isn’t he so dreamy?~~~

anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

I wanna see how that armor comes off. You don’t..It’s really gross. Oh man, NOW you’re showing me!

why are elderly cats just young cats but sleepy while elderly dogs are just the saddest wettest most pathetic looking beasts imaginable

Hello everyone! I hope you enjoy this paper craft guide I made! It's very simple and hopefully easy to follow so all of you little ones can have a go. The fun thing is, you can make them as big or as little as you want, you can cut the edges of the ears to make them round, you can give them different sized muzzles, and you can decorate them however!

🚨 PLEASE help a disabled autistic system 🚨

we're in need of. . .

bills (water, gas, electric, Xfinity, etc)

bulk tylenol

bulk vitamins

clothes in general (we share clothes with our mother mostly because we're similar size but we have only a couple things of our own (other than underwear thankfully))

compression gear

disinfectant wipes

neck pain aids (like accu-pressure foam block and neck pillow)

noise reducing earplugs

organizational door hanging

rollator accessories (things came up and we were not able to get them all)

sensory friendly lighting

sleep apnea supplies since insurance won't cover it

various braces for the body

various ice packs

our current goal is at least ~$200, but may change. please share this.

c/sh@pp: $queerdisability

p/yp@l: @beesanonymous

here’s to the people who didn’t stay soft throughout trauma…

who felt like the only way to survive your trauma was to toughen up. who’ve gotten more critical, closed off, and mistrusting. who never felt like it was safe to stay soft, and so you didn’t. who willingly or unwillingly changed into armour. who, even though your world is safe again, you still stay tough. who have to stay tough, ‘cause maybe your world is still unsafe. who have been stereotyped as tough and decided to say fuck it and be it. who have been coddled so much you feel you have to prove your strength. who have been neglected and abandoned, so strength was the only option. who is just not really a soft person to begin with. who live, breathe, and thrive better when tough. who doesn’t dare to open your heart or home again. who doesn’t dare to ever give up. who never tell anyone how much you cry when alone. who doesn’t tell anyone how much you long for long hugs. who can’t stand being touched. who’ve decided to live your life solo. who have a spouse, kids, pets, and family dinners.

to all my fellow tough cookies out there

who knows that tough doesn’t equal mean, malicious, or selfish. who knows that tough doesn’t mean a lack of emotions and empathy. who knows that tough doesn’t mean never scared and soft doesn’t mean always scared. who treasures our soft friends and their different kind of strength. who knows that survival through trauma comes in many forms and shapes. who knows that a tough mind and a tough body can house a soft heart.