Received This Incomprehensible Email From My Ornithology Professor

"Not everything is about your blorbos" to you maybe. To me every other song and probably that car commercial is about them

NO THE ALABAMA WILL FOREVER STAY /nsrs /j /j

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY TF DO I HAVE ALABAMA IN THIS FAMILY????????????????

HELP ME @mars-ray @pgs-stuff @clusterfuckofgays

She's doing her best.

looked up cats in my state on Petfinder and results did not disappoint Im in love with them all now oops

sending this ask early (it's 11 pm) cuz braindead brrain syas yes do it and uh yeah im i really need ot take more breaks when workin- mars remind me to take breaks whe i work so you dont have tyo deal with braindead me again please i need supervisment so i don work for 9 hours without break again pls im so AA AA AAA A A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A AAA A A A A AA A AAA A A i cannot spell-

Okieeeee and jebus Mc fucking Christ 😭- if you can get some rest -bonk- /nf

LMFAOOO BE DJEKSKEKEOEJWODD 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY TF DO I HAVE ALABAMA IN THIS FAMILY????????????????

HELP ME @mars-ray @pgs-stuff @clusterfuckofgays

This is absolutely you Awk

*sees anything cat-related out in the wild* OMG SATAN WOULD LOVE THIS 😭

kittycat dance party !!!!!!!!!

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

bestie i am here to give headpats

(ignore the fact i said i was sleeping and the fact that it's almost 1 am-)

-feral!tommy

HISSBSJSJ YAYAYAYAYA TYYYYY

HAVE CROW HEADPATS OR RUBS- OR PATS AAAWAWAWAQbwjwiejekdjss