I’m also enjoying all the Eurylochus defenders from Epic. I remember reading it and after they tried eating steak, going, “Finally this dick is dead. What a moronic pain in the butt. I would have thrown him overboard after the Cyclops.” He is much more likable in Epic. But literally, just, I can give him a pass on the Cyclops, Lotus and Lastrygonian islands, but “Let’s open this bag for the treasure.” Sir, you are in the middle of the sea, where are you going to spend it? Oh look it’s a hot lady who is enticing us to join her. Uhm, I’m sorry, but how is that not a red flag to anyone? Were you expecting a gangbang with food? Wait, Ancient Greece, probably was -shudder-. And then after surviving the Underworld, Sirens and Scylla, you ignore the dead prophet’s warning of “DO NOT EAT HELIOS’S CATTLE!!! YOU WILL BE SMITTEN QUICKER THAN IXION!!! DO NOT ANGER THE SUN!!!” And then get surprised when Zeus uses your boat at target practice?
the tw page also posted these arts of nikki throughout the games and my fcuking heart
and the list of art creds
Yvonne: *poking Penelope's cheek* Penny? Hey Penny?
Penelope: What...?! *Literally just woke up in the middle of the night*
Yvonne: I had a nightmare...
Penelope: And how the f*ck is that my problem??
Yvonne: Can I sleep with you? Please?
Penelope: ...
*Agressive knocking on Reynold's door*
Penelope: Reynold open the f*ck up!!
Reynald: Is literally three in the morning, what the f*ck do you wan—
Penelope and Yvonne: *holding hands while both having a pillow under their arms and a blanket in their hands*
Reynald: ....
Penelope: Your sister had a nightmare and if I have to deal with her bullshit you have to deal with her bullshit too *already shoving Yvonne into his bed*
Reynald: Derrick wake up! *violently shaking him*
Derrick:: Reynold Eckhart, what on earth do you wan—?! *Sees Yvonne holding into Reynold's sleeve while also holding Penelope's hand* ...
Reynald: Yvonne had a nightmare and decided do bring Penelope along, so now is your problem too
Derrick: I can't deal with this right now...
Derrick: Father, wake up *lightly shaking the Duke*
Duke: Derrick what—
*All of his grown ass children holding each other hands or sleeves and kind of swinging due to being sleepy*
Duke: I have... I have so many questions...
Its finally here! The first look into my Amazing Digital Circus AU that I've been cooking up for the past few weeks! :))
The main thing that is obvious here is a lot of the abstracted members are back. Which is all thanks to Caines efforts in keeping the circus members happy and sane! More on that later I imagine- <XD
Some designs are going to be tweaked a bit further. Gummigoo and Kaufmo aren't quiiiiite where I want them yet.. but none the less! I hope this post made you laugh and I hope to post a bit more about them sometime soon! :))
I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
@gaillol-13
Big Brothers
pt4 <<< pt5 >>> pt6
Furina: Hold on just a sec- Oh.
Neuvillette: Good morning. I trust you've been well?
Furina: What is it this time?
Neuvillette: I wanted to invite you to a meal in Hotel Debord.
Furina: Ugh... I can handle myself fine, you know, especially with matters regarding sustenance.
*smoke alarm sounds*
Furina: AH- My pasta!
*a moment later*
Furina: Ugh! That was my last macaroni bag too!
Neuvillette: ... The offer for lunch still stands.
Furina: ... Fine.
MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATIONS DON'T HAPPEN IN REAL TIME YOU FREAKING IDIOTS.
I am so sick and tired of people asking "So THe viLlaIns JusT wAIt For THeM tO FiNiSH????" or trying to come up with a super complex answer as to how it works, when there's there's the simple (and very logical) explanation that they're actually super quick. Do you think that when we get super long flashbacks the characters just stand there staring at nothing until the flashback ends??? NO OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S STUPID.
The sequence is there to represents how it feels to transform and look pretty. AND I'M TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE NOT REALIZE THIS. DID YOU NEVER WATCHED POWER RANGERS AS KIDS???
PD: If you're not aware, Israel has been commiting an active genocide on Gaza/Palestine for around 4 months now, they've killed thousands of innocents including babies under 1 year old. This is not a new thing either, Israel has been terrorizing the Palestinian people for over 7 decades now!! You can find lots of information on how to help just looking it up or going to #palestine here on tumblr
Any help, as small is it is, counts. So please, even if there's just ONE way you can help, do it. Wheter it's donating a little, signing pettitions, marching, boycotting etc.
From the River to Sea, Palestine Will be Free🇵🇸🍉
Cale: White star! You’ll never defeat us because we have the power of-
Choi han: Friendship!
Rosalyn: Family!
Raon: Love!
Alberu: AND GUNS!
White star: Wait, what was that last one!? *gets shot*
Still can’t believe that in a world of magic and fantasy they gave the magical dark elf prince a freaking glock. The ridiculousness always puts a smile on my face.
Ok but imagine this??? pitiful Neuvillette doing dumb things just to see furina lolol
He's out there, visiting Furina's place like he's leaving breadcrumbs for himself to find his way back. It's like he's trying to build a nest at her house LMAO Forgetfulness who??? that's just his excuse to swing by and get a peek into her life.
And those "walks" of his in the afternoons? oh let me tell you, they're more like dramatic strolls past Furina's house. He's acting like it's a casual thing, but we all know he's lowkey hoping she'll notice him. Like, seriously, the desperation is so real that Im getting secondhand embarrassment from him.
So, one day, Furina, being the sharp queen she is, calls him out on it. And what does he do? He can't even lie properly. It's like, bro, just spill it already. But no, he's over there, stumbling through an excuse about forgetting stuff and wearing scarves that don't even exist.
And the gifts???? they start off as "necessities," but we all know he's just throwing random stuff her way. Dresses, shoes, jewelry – it's like he's a one-man show trying to get her back on stage. Bless his heart, he thinks he's being smooth. 😭
The inner monologue? It's like a whole soap opera up in his head. "Ah, Neuvillette, you hapless fool. How many times will you return here just to catch a glimpse of her? Pitiful, indeed." Honestly, he needs a reality check, but it's kinda cute how he's just a lost fanboy in Furina's world.
Long story short, Neuvillette is out here, playing the pitiful card, thinking he's subtle. And Furina? She's just sipping her tea, enjoying the show, and occasionally leaving little hints for him to follow. It's a whole mess, but it's the drama we signed up for.
An Enchantment of Ravens by Margaret Rogerson My rating: 5 of 5 stars Rating: 4.5 Since I see a lot of recommendations to people who love ACOTAR, I’ll just say that as someone who never enjoyed ACOTAR I’d still recommend this book. With it being a standalone there wasn’t as much time as a series would have to wrap up all the loose ends or expand on certain things, but what is offered in this single book is plenty to satisfy the reader. In this story, humans can use “craft”, which is a reference to things like cooking, building, art, etc. Fae on the other hand have magic and lack human feelings. While humans cannot use magic or be immortal, fae cannot use craft lest they lose their immortality and die. This leads fae to seek out humans to provide them with craft, and humans likewise desire their immortality and magic. Except for our heroine, Isobel. She is a very talented painter who has many patrons among the fair folk. Yet she has never desired to drink from the “Green Well”, a well that transforms any human who drinks from it into an immortal fae. The reason becomes clear as the story progresses, but I’ll leave that a mystery for those who have yet to read. The romance element comes into play when the autumn prince comes seeking her craft. Little does she know that this is part of a whole string of events that have already been set in motion. And before she realizes it, she winds up on a journey through the various seasonal courts, surrounded by mysteries and court intrigue. Plans ever changing as new information comes to light. ********** There is so much to love about this book, and only a little that made me feel it was more appropriate to give it 4.5 stars instead of 5. Personally I wasn’t a fan of the idea that fair folk couldn’t craft. It seemed a bit absurd, but ultimately I think it helped create a more balanced approach to the dynamics between fae and humans. And I think that was one of the main points, so I can’t be too hard on it. On the contrary, seeing a sort of symbiotic relationship between the two species despite the underlying dangers to both sides was refreshing. There is also a little part of me that wonders why people ever try to write romances where one side of the relationship supposedly cannot feel human feelings. Inevitably I always find the author putting bits of humanity into non-human characters, or there’d be little chance of any real romance. This isn’t the first book to do this and it won’t be the last. Just a little nitpick I have. But not enough to make me feel that it ruined anything. There weren’t any characters I disliked in this story, but my absolute favorite was Gadfly. An apt name for the type of role he plays lol. Indeed Rook, the autumn prince, was the best partner for Isobel. But Gadfly is that elegant character who’s always smiling while secretly causing all the trouble. Sometimes it’s unclear where his loyalties lie or what his intentions are, but he is very present in every fiber of this story even when he isn’t there. He’s even got his hands in the budding romance at times XD. Part way through I’d already guessed what he was aiming for, and I was right. Though that just made it all the more enjoyable to watch him work. I think if someone enjoys the portrayal of fae in Holly Black’s FOTA series, then they’d probably enjoy Margaret Rogerson too. There’s a similar vibe. However I’d say that the type of stories they are telling are different. This book is more of a journey story than one of court politics and action, though it also has some of the latter. It’s also a bit more on the whimsical side. It actually surprises me that this book isn’t rated higher, so if it sounds up your alley, go read it!