Post 4.2 Furina Finds Out Neuvillette Said She Was 'prone To Hysterics' And Is Like 'hahaha.... Yeah,

If TCF Manhwa Readers and TCF Novel Readers have a conversation about a bleeding Cale...

Tcf manhwa readers: So why is it... a 'GOOD THING' for Cale to get hurt?

Tcf novel readers: You meant 'coughing out blood'.

Tcf manhwa readers, sputtering: W-Wha- Isn't that the same thing?

Tcf novel readers: No, no, no. Cale Henituse getting hurt is only the tip of the iceberg, Cale vomiting out blood is an entire planet.

Tcf manhwa readers, deadpan: He is vomiting out blood because he IS hurt. You can't bleed without getting injured first!?

Tcf novel readers, shrugging: Well apparently for our protagonist he can---

Tcf manhwa readers: But can you tell me EXACTLY why is it a GOOD THING that he is bleeding?

Tcf novel reader: Because it's the greatest ultimate thing that has presented to us in this depressing world my dear, that is why it is a good thing.

Tcf novel reader: Oh, and also soon enough he's going to stab himself in the chest, it's the most awaited moment for all tcf fans everywhere, yet!

Tcf manhwa reader: .....Which chapter?

Tcf novel reader: Chapter 750+.

Tcf manhwa reader: Okay, I'll try reading the novel.

Tcf novel reader with an identical scamming smile as Cale's: Splendid idea my friend.

Let us embrace the fact that psychos like us TCF novel readers is what TCF manhwa readers or anyone is what attracts them to read Trash of the Count's Family and that somehow just rises my pride?

The Most Romantic Anime Scenes of 2023

Hey, idk if you’re taking prompts rn, but I was wondering if you could write something where Draco was raised by Sirius, or Sirius and Lupin? Like Narcissa gives baby Draco to Sirius bc she doesn’t want him raised by death eaters (or maybe doesn’t want him raised by an abusive Lucius if it’s a no Voldemort au), and it’s drarry with Draco having a protective dad au? This is def in part inspired by your Weasley!Draco fic that I’m obsessed w rn 😬

“Draco,” Sirius says.

“No.” Draco says firmly.

“Draco,”

“Dad, I swear to Merlin-”

“Leave him alone, Sirius,” Remus laughs from the kitchen, where he’s baking cookies. “When he’s ready to admit it to himself, he will.”

“I don’t need to admit anything to myself!” Draco says, face burning. Sirius is sitting upside down on their couch, grinning brightly at their son. “I don’t like Harry!”

“Yes, you do,” Both of his dads say, Remus much more calmly than Sirius.

“Come on,” Sirius rolls his eyes. “You’ve been moping all summer!”

Draco’s face heats further. 

“I wasn’t moping!” He defends feebly, pulling at the frayed hem of his jumper. He’s wearing soft pajama bottoms and a jumper Harry gifted him when they were twelve. It’s been four years, and it still fits him too big.

“Oh, you were so definitely moping,” Sirius rolls his eyes with a smirk. “You spent hours waiting for his owl-”

“Did not!” Draco exclaims.

“Here, try this.” Remus has come into the living room holding a tray of cookies, and he hands Sirius a small piece and Draco another; he took it up as a way to relax before the full moon when they adopted Draco. He seemed to have a special radar for whenever Remus was in a bad mood, and he cried like mad - which did not help at all - until it got better, leaving him no other option but to find something that made him happy quick.

“It’s good,” Sirius says immediately, mouth full. “More?”

“No,” Remus says, putting the tray on the counter and sitting on the couch next to his husband. “They’re for my students.”

Draco gives his father his best imploring look. “I’m your student.”

Remus throws him an amused, exasperated look. “My summer students.”

He teaches Defense against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts; in the summers, he teaches art and science in kindergarden. Sirius is the coach of the Quidditch Little League year-round, has been for years now, since he opened the kindergarden. He does it in the summer, too, since they have a summer camp.

Draco’s spent the better part of the mornings helping them take care of the kids, since Harry and his parents had gone to a holiday in Rome. The afternoons, he’s been spending at Hermione’s house, and the weekends with his uncle Regulus in his tattoo parlour. 

He’s the best tattoo artist in magical England, and though both of his dads have tattoos of their own, they haven’t given him permission to get one until he’s eighteen. Draco’s anxiously waiting.

“No fair,” Draco pouts. 

Sirius mirrors the pout. “We’re your husband and son, and you don’t want to give us cookies? Cruel, Moony, plain cruel.”

Remus rolls his eyes fondly at their antics, and summons two cookies from the kitchen to give to them, which immediately makes them smirk. “You’re both spoiled.”

Neither Draco nor Sirius bother denying it. 

“Come on,” Remus says. “You need to get ready for tonight or we’re going to be late.”

Sirius hums and stands, making his way to their bedroom; they’re invited to Fleur and Bill Weasley’s engagement party - Draco can’t go because it’s in a bar he can’t get into, since he’s underage - and Draco’s planning to spend the night watching muggle films on their telly. The only reason they have one is because they live in Muggle London - Draco’s never particularly understood why - and, although he can imagine the city to be more boring than magical ones, it’s his home.

Remus follows Sirius down the hall. Draco begins to flip through their film collection, and he’s trying to choose what to watch tonight, when the bell rings.

Draco frowns; he’s not expecting anyone - he’s literally in the oldest clothes he owns - and neither are his dads, that he knows of. It must be Alex, looking for their cat again. They’ve only had the cat for three months, but Draco’s already made friends with Alex because of how often it’s gotten lost.

“I haven’t seen Mrs. Fluffington, Alex,” He calls while he opens the door; insead of staring at Alex’s pale face and lavender hair, he finds himself staring at a deep red shirt.

“I’m not Alex,” He freezes momentarily at the voice, before looking up - and up, and up - and straight into Harry’s handsome face.

He looks him up and down a few times.

“This is fucking ridiculous,” Draco says, irritated.

“Watch your mouth,” Sirius says as he passes by, which make’s Draco’s face twist in embarrassment. He hadn’t thought before speaking.

Harry laughs. 

“It’s not ridiculous,” He says. “It’s normal.”

“It’s not normal to have grown half a meter over the summer!” Draco says. He’s not used to having to strain his neck to look up at Harry; he’s not used to having to look up at Harry at all. He’s always been shorter than Draco is!

“It’s not my fault you haven’t grown at all,” Harry says with a cheeky smirk. Draco’s cheeks heat, and he sticks his tongue out at Harry. “Isn’t that the jumper I got you when we were twelve?”

Draco wrinkles his nose - he’d pleaded Harry wouldn’t remember that the second he’d opened the door - and says, “No.”

“It is,” Sirius says, from inside. “He sleeps in it.”

Draco turns beet red and Harry grins smugly. 

“When did you get back anyway?” Draco asks, dying to change the subject. He moves out of the way, and Harry takes that as the invitation that it is and walks in. “And why didn’t you tell me?”

“This evening,” Harry says. Draco shuts the door behind him while Harry greets Sirius and Remus. “I thought we could have a movie night. My parents are going to Bill’s and Fleur’s party, too.”

“Of course,” Draco swallows.

He wants to go change, but it’s a bit pointless now; plus, it’s not like Harry’s never seen him in his pajamas. They sleep at each other’s regularly, but now… well, Draco hoped that if Harry came back from a month without seeing him and Draco looked dashingly good - he has no idea how he hoped to achieve that, if his entire closet is made up of soft jumpers and muggle jeans, except for his dad’s old leather jacket - maybe he’d magically develop a thing for him, like Draco most definitely has for him.

It is hopeless now; Harry has already realized he’s just the same old Draco.

“Well kids, we’re heading out,” Sirius claps Harry on the back and then kisses Draco’s cheek. Remus does the same. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

“There’s nothing you wouldn’t do,” Draco tells him.

He hears Sirius’s laughter even after they close the door.

“So,” He says, awkwardly. 

“How was your summer?” Harry asks, sitting on the couch, cross-legged.

“Fine,” Draco says. “I helped my dads at the Kindergarden. How was yours?”

“Rome was gorgeous,” Harry says. He’s grinning. “I brought you something.”

“Oh?” Draco hopes he doesn’t sound as nervous as he feels. He walks over to the couch and sits across from Harry stiffly.

“Yeah.” Harry says. He searches his pockets, and then hands Draco a small box. “Open it.”

Draco looks wary as he does so, but, when he does, his expression turns to amazement.

“Harry,” He says. “What is this?”

He’s looking up at the cieling, where thousands of tiny stars are shining, some brighter than the others.

“They were selling them in Rome,” Harry says. “Look at that,” he points to a set of specially shiny stars. “That’s Draco. The constellation. I thought you’d like it.”

Draco stares at him, eyes wide.

“If you don’t, I can take it back,” Harry says nervously. “I mean, I can’t, but I can keep it. I didn’t want to - is it too much?”

Draco swallows. “No,” He says. “It’s perfect. I love it.”

I love you.

Harry grins. “Good. What are we watching?”

As he reads film titles out loud, Draco swears to himself he’s going to work up the nerve to tell Harry how he feels about him.

Some day.

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Masterlist: [1] [2]

Commissions

the tw page also posted these arts of nikki throughout the games and my fcuking heart

and the list of art creds

Masterlist

Drarry:

Adopting a pet

Amour Eternel

An Afternoon at the Weasley-Granger household

Angel/Demon AU [0.1]

Asexual Draco Headcanons

AU List: Demigod AU

Auror Harry gets in an accident

Auror Partners

Barista Draco

Basketball Captain Harry [2] [3]

Beauxbatons Draco

Bookstore AU [2]

Both are Animagi

Brewing Amortentia

Cabo

Celebrity Harry

Childhood Friends [2] [3]

College AU

Coworkers scared of Draco

Cuddling sessions [2]

Cuddling, storm outside

Daemons

Dancing, explaining why not recognize 

De-aged Draco [2] [3]

De-aged Harry

Doe Patronus [2]

Drabble List: [1] [31] [48] [71] 

Draco in Yoga Pants

Draco is hurt but pretending he’s not

Draco is tortured by Death Eaters

Draco lost a leg below the knee

Draco might not be a Weasley by blood but he’s family

Draco stealing Harry’s clothes  

Draco stealing Harry’s glasses

Draco’s Oh shit Moment

Dursley’s Headcanons

Eden

Eighth year, Draco Hurt

Eighth year, Draco stealing Harry’s clothes

Eighth Year, Jealous Harry

Fake Dating AU

Fifth year Draco crush on Harry [2] [3]

Fifth year, secret relationship

Finding out about the Dursleys

First day after wedding

First Fight

First time on a Plane

Flirty Drunk Draco

Fourth Year, Fleur and Draco get along

Friends/Enemies with benefits

Greek God Harry

Hanahaki Disease

Harry can’t stop staring at Draco

Harry comes out to Ron

Harry comforts Draco after Lucius’s death

Harry cuts Draco’s hair

Harry forgets about their date

Harry Makes the Unbreakable Vow [2]

Harry Potter and the Return of Harry’s stalking tendencies

Harry remembers everyone who died

Harry shoots Draco

Healer Draco adopted kids

Hearing Draco’s real laugh for the first time

Height Difference

Hiccups

Hospital AU [0.1]

How Potter became Harry because of a Seeker’s game

How Seamus Finnigan began a relationship and Blaise Zabini ended it

I-thought-it-was-a-joke-but-it-wasn’t-and-I-rejected-you

If you were mine, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week

Insecure!Draco, Loving!Harry

Insecure Veela Draco

Jealous!Harry Headcanons

Jealousy

Kitten

Leaked sex tape

Lifeguard Draco, Demigod AU

Lucius is Draco’s Boggart

Luckiest Baby in the World

Mafia AU

Massage

Master of Death, Master of fate

Medusa

Meeting after having lost contact

Meeting after the war headcanons

Meeting Harry’s Parents + High School AU

Meeting the Weasleys

Miscommunication / Misunderstandings

Muggle Music

Nightmares

Night routine

Oblivious nerd Draco, Jock Harry: [2] [3] [4] [5]

Piercings

Pirate AU

Post Break-up AU:  [0.1]

Pregnant Draco [2]

Pregnant Draco + Raising Teddy

Pregnant Draco in delivery

Pregnant Luna

Professor Harry 

Quarantine

Raising a Kid together

Red Strings

Rejected Veela

Royal Harry, Servant Draco [2]

Saviour of the Wizarding world

Sharing Dorm Rooms [2]

Sick Harry

Sirius as Draco’s Dad [2] [3] [4]

Soft Draco, Jock Harry

Soulmate AU, Angst

Soulmate AU, No Voldemort AU

Soulmate AU, Royal AU

Soulmate Bond

Soulmate mark AU [2] [3]

Special Dates: Christmas: [2019] / Draco’s Birthday: [2019] [2020] / Harry’s Birthday: [2019] [2020] / Mother’s day: [2019] / Valentine’s Day: [2019]

Spy Draco hurt

Spy Harry [2] [3]

Stood up

Stripper AU [2]

Sweetheart Draco [2]

Taking in a Stray

Teachers Drarry

Teenager Draco

The accio Miracle

Ticklish Draco

Tiktok challenge

Touch starved Draco

Trans Draco

Traumatized Draco, supporting Harry

Trope List: Fake Dating: [10], Enemies to Lovers: [5] [9]

Trope Mashup List: Fairytale AU + First Kiss / Historical AU + Poorly Timed Confessions / Modern AU + Fake Dating: [2] [3] / Roommate AU + Innocent Physical Contact / Royal AU + Secret Relationship 

Tummy aches

Turned into a ferret

Twister

Veela!Draco headcanons: [2] [3] [4]

What happens in the Potions closet stays in the Potions closet

Winter Prompts: [1] [40] [68] [78] [100]

Lamen:

Auguste finds out about the Regent 

Auguste walks in on them

Auguste walks in on them at school

Casually Sleeping Together

Courtier makes sexual comment about Laurent [2]

Courting Traditions

Cuddling

Damen courts Laurent, Auguste freaking out

Damen gets Laurent a dog

Damen the human pillow

Drunk Laurent confesses Feelings

Drunk Laurent thinking of the Regent [2] [3]

Heir problem

High School + Royalty

Injured Laurent

Jealous Laurent

King’s Rising AU, Laurent doesn’t know who Damen is

Laurent thinks Damen is cheating on him

Leaked sex tape [Laurent’s POV]

Long distance

Okton

Post King’s Rising Fluff, Damen Injured

Professors

Reverse Bang 2019: [Memory] [Vask]

Roadtrip AU [2]

Role Reversal, Slave Laurent [2]

Roommate AU

Showing affection

Sleeping through the night

Soulmate AU

Special dates: Christmas [2019]

Talking about the Regent

Teenager Laurent and his massive crush on Damen [2]

The Talk

Johnlock:

Sherlock Can’t sleep

Red, white, and Royal Blue

Alex holds Henry

Linny:

Hair Dye

Dreville:

Second Chances

When Leo and Usagi start dating

Raph:

Is suspicious of Usagi bc how many Yōkai have they met that HAVEN’T at some point attacked Leo?

Will stare down Usagi whenever Leo leaves the room (Usagi, the poor boy, doesn’t realize what’s happening and just smiles at Raph like :D)

Gave Usagi THE TALK. (If you even think about doing anything to hurt Leo I will personally END YOU.)

Gives Leo a talk. (If that guy does anything to you I’m gonna hurt him.)

Warms up to Usagi after a while.

Usagi nicks his hand on something and Raph helps Usagi put a bandaid on it.

Usagi is now brother number five.

Donnie:

Worried at first but gets used to the idea of Leo dating pretty quickly.

Does not interact with the rabbit man.

Overprotective of Leo but more subtly than Raph.

Definitely has plans if Usagi does anything to make Leo upset. ( >:3 )

Tells Usagi he could do better than Leo(as a joke ofc)

Kinda protective of Leo but not as much as Raph, he’s worried that if it doesn’t work out Leo will be sad

Usagi goes into Donnie’s lab looking for Leo and asks what Donnie’s working on, Donnie launches into a monologue, and Usagi sits there. Listening eagerly. Asking good questions.

Donnie loves Usagi now. They often talk about Donnie’s latest projects.

Donnie encourages Leo to “keep him” on a regular basis.

Mikey:

Heard about Usagi the first time and lit up.

“Is he cute? Do you really like him? Is he coming over?”

Welcomes Usagi into the lair immediately.

Often invites Usagi over for dinner.

Makes Usagi breakfast when he stays the night.

Goes to Run Of The Mill to see Usagi at work/bring him lunch.

Gives Usagi advice on how to woo Leo even more.

Convinces Raph that Usagi is nice and he wouldn’t hurt Leo if his life depended on it.

April:

“Lmao I knew you were a furry”

Pretty chill. Doesn’t hate Usagi but doesn’t absolutely love him.

will help with anything if she’s asked to.

encourages Leo to go for it when he’s nervous.

imagine having a cheerleader that just sat on her phone and occasionally went “woo go team you got this”

Splinter:

“YOU HAVE A WHAT?!”

”I am calm now, my son. Just make sure he is not a spider.” (Cue Leo texting Usagi at 3am like “Arw you a spidwr????”)

His son is so grown up.

His boyfriend is so nice.

”I want grandchildren.”

Draxum!

“Aren’t you a little young to be dating?”

Doesnt like the idea of one of his kids the turtles dating.

Definitely intimidates Usagi

The betrayal when Raph starts liking Usagi

Helps Donnie with his plan to get revenge on Usagi if Usagi hurts Leo.

Only starts trusting Usagi after Mikey tells him that Usagi is nice.

just so y’all know, I do read the tags and change things I feel that are better than what I initially put. Your input makes me happy!

*at an Archon gathering*

Zhongli: Lady Furina. It's a wonderful sight to see you here.

Furina: Oh- hehe, uh... thank you, Morax...

Zhongli: There's no need to be shy, you're one of us. If anything, your sheer will is one we all should strive for.

Furina: R-Really? Th-Thank you for your compliments...

Neuvillette: ... Hm...

Nahida: Don't take it the wrong way, but jealousy is not a good look on you.

Neuvillette: *sarcastically* Thank you for your astute observation, Buer.

more Clingy!Tallest au huehue

You guys wanted un-glamoured Mac for a month now you have to pay the consequences.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT

Stumbled upon the og audio, thought it fit NeuviFuri, remembered my Ittosara shitpost

and yeah well

thought it checked out lmao