You Guys Wanted Un-glamoured Mac For A Month Now You Have To Pay The Consequences.

*Sigh.*

Fic writers.

No one in Italy calls anyone “dolce.”

“Dolce” means the adjective “sweet,” or the noun “dessert.” I am Italian. Google is lying to you.

If you need some terms of endearment to be spoken by your Satanic Italian Cardis and Papas, here are a few:

GENDER NEUTRAL:

Amore - love

Tesoro - treasure (this is common but lovely)

Bene mio - my happiness (endearment)

Schricchio - “squeak” (cute endearment)

FEMALE:

Any of the GN, and

Bellezza, or Bella - Beauty

Dolcezza - this is what most of you mean by ‘dolce.’ It literally means “sweetness,” but is the properly used endearment.

Principessa - princess

Piccola, or Piccolina - little one

Cara - darling (feminine)

MALE:

Any of the GN, plus

Bello - handsome

Caro - darling (masculine)

Fusto - hunk, stud, etc. (endearment)

Principe - prince

Cucciolo - puppy (cute)

THIS IS NOT AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST, THERE ARE A LOT MORE TERMS

I hope this helps☺️ —Now, if you need slightly smuttier terms, I can do those, too. 😁

i full on believe clover has accidental rizz.

my fella will stumble onto the best pick up lines out of nowhere. they will enamour anybody by just being a genuine, heartfelt person. they will obliviously lead on someone just to wreck them with a “you’re such a good friend!” by the end of what they thought was a date. they’re a serial menace

when chara enters the convo, however? you bet that rizz is turning OFF. clover will right away start to make a fool of themselves, hyper aware of whatever they’re saying and doing. they’re so painfully obvious frisk is cringing by the sidelines. somehow chara doesn’t notice, but you know they’re doing some mental angst gymnastics to try to justify why clover seems so at ease with everybody else but not with them. do you see the vision.

CTCD Mafia AU🔫

↑old drawing

↓NEW!

Okay Undertale community:

Since Undertale Yellow, I have been thinking.

UTY placed itself so firmly in the timeline, with so much to say, so much added to the worldbuilding (in a good way), so many wonderful characters, new locations, ect. that I believe we can make a prequel for each of the SOULs.

The hardest to do will probably be Integrity since their story intertwines so well with Clover's, and we hear about their actions at least twice if not more.

The only thing we gotta be aware of is that Flowey absolutely wouldn't exist before this point. He wouldn't have seen any other humans fall down, since Flowey is a more recent experiment. The Amalgamates, too, are relatively new in the Underground's history. So they might not exist.

If we were to create a prequel for Integrity, it should do something similar to UTY and create new characters, new locations, visit the old locations sparingly, and of course, end somewhere before New Home, since each soul made it a bit further and further than the last one.

The difficulty comes, again, with the fact that we know Integrity killed at least one monster- a child, no less- so doing different routes may be a bit weird. But it shouldn't be too bad; only one route is canon, right?

Maybe.

I'd like to propose a question that I don't have an answer to: Who had the ability to save/load/reset before Flowey did? He was the most determined being in the Underground, so it makes sense he got it, and then it was passed on to Frisk when they showed up, but what about before that? Imagine going up against a monster who isn't as determined as Flowey, but comes close.

The question then remains why that monster didn't stop Integrity from killing. Did that monster know they held that power at all?

I'm not here to propose ideas- that's for the fan game creators to handle. But I am absolutely LIVING for the idea that we could LITERALLY build our own canon.

Imagine a fan game for each of the souls, going in reverse order. We start with Yellow (Clover), then go to Integrity, so on and so forth until we get to Patience. Hell, we might even be able to do a Chara's Origins game after that!

If I knew how to program games, you KNOW I'd be jumping at the chance to do something like this. Since I can't, I'll just cheer y'all on from the sidelines should anyone decide to do this.

I might make an askblog or fan comic based on this, idk. Could be fun fgsdh

Bonus after the "what if Chara was with Clover during the revenge route?" comic

Rumour: Cale Henituse can be control using money

Noble1: I’ll pay u to join our fraction!

Cale: ……………

Cale: 2 Billion Counds

Noble1: W-w-what………?

Cale: 2.5 Billion Counds

Noble2: W-w-wait! How could u?!

Cale: 3 Billion Counds

Cale: I’ll keep increasing it if u want

Noble1: w-wait…

Noble2: this is not about the small amount!

Cale: 5 Billion Counds

Noble1: f-f-fuc——————

Cale: 10 Billion Counds for cursing in front of my children!

Noble2: w-w-what?! There’s no child here!

Raon: Is he going to say fuc* human?

Cale: ……………

Cale: 15 Billion Counds

Noble1 and Noble2: ……………

Meanwhile…

Pope of the Sun God Church: *shiver

Pope of the Sun God Church: Why do I feel like I’ve gain a new brothers from experience?

———————————————————————————

Cale: So that’s what happen Hyung-nim. u don’t need to worry about the rumour, I’ll always support u 😇

Alberu: …………

Alberu: What do you think Instructor-nim, should I choose the fact that I’m powerful and rich af or my dongsaeng love me bcs of me money?

ChoiHan: *holding back from laughing

ChoiHan: I don’t know, do u want a sweet lie or a painful truth……

Will Wukong have a huge panic™ because he thinks MK will never see him the same ever again?

Someone asked for hand holding so I gotta give you the most fluffiest elements in the most angstier of contexts.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST /

Personal comments under the cut (mentions of past self harm)

Around 3 years ago I had some anxiety issues, one of the main things that I thought it wasn't self harm for so long was the fact that when something that involved other people went wrong because of a choice of mine (even just minor inconveniences) the pain of guilt was so strong that to turn it down I had to physically sting my skin with my nails. (I play guitar, so I always have a hand with longer nails to play arpeggio). Never it went to the point that it would bleed, but bc of that I thought It was no problem. Thanks to my therapist I know that just because it wasn't the "typical" self harm doesn't mean it wasn't a serious issue.

All of this to say that I might be projecting a little. And honestly I can't even imagine how terrible Wukong might feel everytime the guilt comes back to him...

Just found out apparently some people are upset with wonderful precure having pacifist solutions to the villains? I mean first of all narratively it's just interesting to change things up especially with the mild educational angle. Plus they're still having battles they're just avoiding harming the gatugaru.

Second and most importantly, though, there is no world in which precure, a show made for 5 year old girls, was going to depict the heroes beating up pets and common wild animals. That's a lawsuit waiting to happen when some kid decides their hamster is a garugaru and throws it at a wall or runs into a wild animal and sets their dog on it. There's two situations where the cures do actively fight and it's when it's a dangerous predator and when Nyammy is showing that it's a bad thing.

It's the same situation as how they've been adding boys to the main cast, and making it more gender-inclusive, in combat heavy seasons to appeases the parents, who have historically always been down their throats for depicting combat in a show for little girls.

Precure is more than just its (incredibly inconsistent) inclusion of punching the problem away and there's nothing wrong with that. And its in fact is a good thing for seasons to have tailored solutions to their specific topics and problems, the same way the season where the villains are literal diseases that cannot be reasoned with did not get any redemptions. They were never going to punch the animals in the animal welfare season right after explaining animals only attack because they are scared.

Precure is a show for little girls to teach them about compassion and morals, if you only rate a precure season on how violent it is (and this season isn't even non violent they just try to avoid direct harm) then you can be disappointed, but then you are also firmly not in the target audience and that's not a fault of the show. Having a show for young girls that allows for combat as a solution is *cool* and *good* but it is not *important*. The important part is problem solving, and the solution to wonderful precure's problem of scared rampaging animals is patience and understanding. Both narratively and in reality as a show for impressionable 5 year olds and their antsy parents who are likely to actually interact with these animals.

Just some kids having fun