One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other, One Of These Things Is W-BETTER

~~One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is w-BETTER~~

The 4 approaches to “orphaned etymology” problems in fiction

1. Obviously we can’t call it French toast if there’s no France so we’re just gonna replace it with something else.

2. The word abattoir sounds too French so it wouldn’t make sense for it to be here without a France. Even though we use English without there being an England.

3. This is called a Ming vase because when you tap it it makes a “Ming!” sound.

4. I am JRR Tolkien and every single word I write has a fictional etymology attached to it that I am translating into English for your convenience.

📚Watson's Sketchbook PREORDER!📚

Hello! In response to ~unprecedented levels of demand~ for print versions of Watson's Sketchbook Volume 1, I'm doing another print run, and will be opening preorders here on MONDAY, NOVEMBER 11, at 9:00am PST/12:00 noon EST/5:00pm GMT.

DETAILS:

-This run is much larger than the two previous ones, but still limited, so being prompt is a good idea. Last time it sold out in 2 minutes, I do not think that will happen this time, but...early bird, etc.

-They will take a bit longer to arrive than previous orders, but should arrive for everyone by the end of January 2025, print- and shipping-gods willing. Thanks in advance for your patience, as I'm working with a small press printer and a small local distributor.

-If your address changes before the book ships, you can always send a message to the shop to update it. In general, any messages or questions about shipping should be sent there rather than by reaching out to me on here.

-I'm really hoping this run is large enough so that everyone who wants one can get it! Thank you always for your support of this ridiculous project that has consumed my life (positive) and for your support of independent art and queer art!

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margotstjust545

4 weeks ago

"She's tilting pretty sharply bitchward" would live rent free in my head forever even if it wasn't part of one of the catchiest songs I've ever heard.

I'm still in a Galavant mood, so I'm posting a thing.

If you see this and you've watched Galavant, reblog this with one line from Galavant that you still find yourself saying/singing.

Mine is:

"A new season and it's totally bitchin'."

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margotstjust545

2 months ago

In more joking terms: every Soulmate AU that insists that its non-consensual One True Predestined Love setup is right every single time with zero exceptions is being disrespectful to the long history of people poisoning their way out marriage for fun, freedom, and/or profit. 😔🫖🍵

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margotstjust545

1 month ago

let me help.

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margotstjust545

3 weeks ago

Powerpoint slide titled "Cabin Pressure and why you should watch it." Features an image of the Cabin Pressure main cast, along with fanart by kkbook of the Cabin Pressure cast in the airplane.

Powerpoint slide titled "What It Is." Features an image of the Cabin Pressure main cast, and fanart of the main cast by Sadyna. Text reads:

Cabin Pressure is a BBC radio series about the crew of a small airline company called MJN Air.

They have a single unreliable plane called GERTI, and are constantly getting themselves in and out of mischief.

It’s a complete series with 27 episodes – going through the alphabet with a city for each letter (Z is a two-parter finale).

Most episodes are set on the plane but occasionally they shake things up.

Powerpoint slide titled "Why It's Great." Features fanart of Douglas and Martin in the plane by tealin, and fanart of the main cast by halorvic. Text reads:

It’s hilarious! It’s the origin of at least a dozen quotes you’ve probably heard before.

The cast is phenomenally talented.

It lures you in by being funny, then turns around and gets you attached to the characters. All of them have unique arcs and play off each other fantastically.

It’s a complete package with a perfect ending that resolves all the character arcs and plot threads in a satisfying way. It’s my go-to example of a series that ended at exactly the right time.

(Also it’s excellent for long car rides and such. The whole thing is 12-13 hours.)

Powerpoint slide titled "Martin Crieff." Features an image of Benedict Cumberbatch as Martin Crieff, and fanart of Martin by tealin. Text reads:

The captain. He’s always wanted to be a pilot and is passionate about aviation. He’s a stickler who’s memorized the flight manual cover to cover.

He’s also not a very good pilot. And not very authoritative. And overcompensating for that a lot.

Tends to be panicky under pressure. Which is often.

Desperately wants to be taken seriously. That rarely happens.

Wears a ridiculous hat.

Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch (before he was famous). It’s very different from his usual character type and he’s perfect in the role.

(He’s my favorite shhhh)

Powerpoint slide titled "Douglas Richardson." Features an image of Roger Allam as Douglas Richardson, and fanart of Douglas by tealin. Text reads:

The first officer. Thinks he’s the greatest thing to happen to the sky ever. Also a very good pilot.

Always has multiple schemes going and ulterior motives for everything. (Was fired from his last job because of it.)

Usually the one who gets them out of the problem. May or may not have gotten them into the problem in the first place.

Incredibly sarcastic. The master of quips.

Very annoyed that he has to report to Martin.

Voiced by Roger Allam, whose rich baritone voice is too excellent for words.

(He’s secretly sort of sad and the confidence might be a bit of an act.)

Powerpoint slide titled "Carolyn Knapp-Shappey." Features an image of Stephanie Cole as Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, and fanart of Carolyn by tealin. Text reads:

The owner and CEO of MJN.

Inherited GERTI when she divorced her ex-husband. Now she’s determined to prove she can run her own company instead of being just a little old lady.

Very sharp. Almost as sarcastic as Douglas. The Alpha Dog. Constantly wrangling her ridiculous crew.

Do not call her an old woman.

Voiced by Stephanie Cole.

Powerpoint slide titled "Arthur Shappey." Features an image of John Finnemore as Arthur Shappey and fanart of Arthur by halorvic. Text reads:

The steward/flight attendant. Carolyn’s son.

Arthur is an experience that’s hard to fully describe.

Incessantly cheery about absolutely everything. His favorite word is “brilliant.”

Zero brain cells. “He wouldn’t hurt a fly, because the fly would outwit him.”

Voiced by John Finnemore (who also wrote the show).

Powerpoint slide titled "Recurring Cast."

The first image is fanart of Herc Shipwright by tealin. Text underneath reads: Herc Shipwright. Carolyn's love interest, voiced by the incomparable Anthony Stewart Head.

The second image is fanart of Martin and Theresa, with Martin asking "Would you like to go to Duxford Air Museum with me?" by holligenet. Text underneath reads: Theresa. The princess of Liechtenstein. Yes, literally. Martin's love interest. (I love her and wish she appeared more.

The third image is of actor Timothy West. Text underneath reads: Gordon Shappey. Carolyn's ex and Arthur's dad. He hates that Carolyn wound up with his plane and shows up every so often to try and get it back.

Powerpoint slide titled "Other Things to Know." Features fanart of Douglas flying the plane while Martin screams by tealin, and fanart of the main cast by halorvic. Text reads:

Like most comedies, it takes a little bit to find its footing. The first episodes aren’t bad, but they’re the weakest of the bunch. I personally think it finds itself in episode four.

The episodes technically don’t go in exactly alphabetical order. But you can still listen to it that way, the continuity isn’t affected.

There’s a recurring heist type episode where Douglas tries to steal the expensive whiskey Carolyn buys for a rich passenger. It gets more and more complicated each time. (A lot like B99’s Halloween episodes.)

A few episodes don’t really have a plot, it’s just everyone hanging out talking on the plane. These are some of the best ones.

Benedict Cumberbatch was sick during season 3, so Martin is randomly voiced by someone else for an episode. Don’t panic, he comes back.

Powerpoint slide titled "The End, please listen to it it's great." Features fanart of otters aboard the plane by FangsAndNeedles, and fanart of Martin confronting a polar bear with a whisk and a pogo stick by halorvic.

I haven't made a fandom powerpoint in about twenty years, but listening to Cabin Pressure again awoke something in me.

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margotstjust545

2 months ago

Ah, the Spider Signal. Truly the exact inverse of the Bat Signal.

Peter doesn't have the same scare factor as Batman but that doesn't mean he LACKS one. Amazing Spiderman 9

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margotstjust545

2 months ago

Just got mine, so very worth the wait!

the real reason why some Watson's Sketchbook orders have been delayed...

just kidding, it's because my printer is taking a really long time and sending them in batches - but orders are continuing to go out and I hope to get everything fulfilled by the end of March. When your order ships, you will get a shipping confirmation email. Thank you for your patience!

For the webcomic - I needed to take some time off to thumbnail a new graphic novel that needs all my attention, but I'm close to finishing that and am SO excited to return to regular Watson's Sketchbook updates! Can't give an exact date but I just wanted to assure everyone that I have not vanished!

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margotstjust545

1 month ago

Dick Grayson: so as you can see I definitely win the 'stupidest kidnapping' competition by virtue of having been abducted by a literal bird-brain :D

Other Batkids: HOW SMALL were you when you started crtimefighting?!?!

My favorite genre of image is plushies getting grabbed by hawks

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margotstjust545

11 months ago

Harry: And why shouldn’t I blame Spiderman for your injuries?? He calls himself a hero, protecting civilians like you should be his priority! Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t kick his ass for letting you get hurt!!

Peter: Because-

Newscaster on the tv next to Harry: In this footage you can see Peter Parker, known freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle, actually shove Dr. Doom out of his way while yelling “move it or lose it,” as he runs with his camera, presumably to capture more pictures of the vigilante known as “Spiderman”

Harry:

Peter: -I’m a dumbass.

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