2018 Tumblr Post:

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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marchlilacs
1 month ago

Kermit for Pope

I Was Trying To Find Out If Kermit Was Eligible To Be Pope And I Found A Blog That Says He's The Perfect

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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marchlilacs
8 months ago
marchlilacs - I ♡ lying on the floor
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ASKCISODUDISOXJSKSJ IS THIS THAT FEATURE FILM LENGTH MINECRAFT VIDEO?!?!????!?
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marchlilacs
4 months ago

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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marchlilacs
6 months ago

they call him curly bc he fries :(

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mouthwashing the noise I made was actually unhuman
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marchlilacs
3 months ago

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

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marchlilacs
3 months ago
Reblog This Last

Reblog this last

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marchlilacs
8 months ago

the souls of the innocent

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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marchlilacs
11 months ago

I never realized how funny Jeremy Fitzgerald's name sounds until I said it out loud. It's like jojo except instead of jojo it's jerjer

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fnaf jeremy fitzgerald jerjer's bizarre lobotomy
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marchlilacs
1 year ago
Kill

Kill

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felt re:zero I LOVE YOUR RE: DESIGNS SO MUCH
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marchlilacs
7 months ago

FINALLY.

I have now POSTED some ACTUAL FANFICTION. With COMPLETED CHAPTERS.

BEHOLD, the first chapter of my Reaction Fic:

archiveofourown.org
The Exhibition Of A Low Down Disgusting Good-For-Nothing Mutt: Exclusive Tickets On Sale Now!! - Chapter 1 - BananaMilkToast - Re:ゼ
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And BEHOLD, the SEQUEL:

archiveofourown.org
No Refunds. - Chapter 1 - BananaMilkToast - Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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re:zero WAIT DID I NOT REBLOG THIS??? i think in my excitement i just completely forgot to- nevertheless these are INCREDIBLE i was bouncing off the walls chewing on the carpet the whole time I was reading them op i am eternally grateful i love reaction fics with my whole heart and there are not nearly enough of them in this fandom let alone good ones so thank you op thank you thank you thank y you're an incredible writer
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marchlilacs - I ♡ lying on the floor
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I ♡ lying on the floor

Hello! I'm Lilac! I I mostly reblog fanart, as well as posts I find funny or interesting. I'm also an artist myself, but I never really finish anything...

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