I Never Realized How Funny Jeremy Fitzgerald's Name Sounds Until I Said It Out Loud. It's Like Jojo Except

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that

they call him curly bc he fries :(

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

Michael Afton

ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

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