Drinking Is About Getting A Little Silly. It’s Also About Getting That Primal Feeling Deep In Your

“Why do you put stickers on everything lmao you’re tanking the resale value”

What I want to say: The idea that making something look like it’s distinctly “yours” is a bad idea is inherently capitalistic, because it expects some sort of profit in the end which said action would threaten. Instead of buying something for the sake of having it and enjoying it, and owning it to the point it becomes obvious it is, in fact, yours, you’re expected to sacrifice the immense joy of individualising every part of your life for the sake of a potential amount of money, which in the end you usually don’t even get, which is the most capitalistic thing about the whole idea. It also posits the assumption that you will dispose of the thing you own before it’s broken, a deep part of consumerism, and simply the fact that uniformity is the desired end goal makes this a staple idea of a capitalist society.

What I actually say: idk it’s pretty lol

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

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Rainworld Roleswap - Monk Five Pebbles Nonfoil Art Print?

Checking what the people who reblogged your post wrote in the tags is the tumblr equivalent of checking what people wrote on their bookmarks of your story on ao3

Sunset over Vienna

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

1. I AM A GOOD LITTLE LAB EXPERIMENT

2. MY SUFFERING IS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

3. THE SCIENTIST THAT EXPERIMENTS ON ME LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY

4. I LOVE GOING INTO THE TUBE/JAR/INSERT RELEVANT APPARATUS OF CONTAINMENT

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Okay I just wrapped up the annual Over the Garden Wall rewatch and it’s late and I don’t know how well I’ll be able to articulate these thoughts but:

The Beast knows it’s in a story

The Beast knows it’s in a story, and it knows how people react to stories, and that’s horrifying in a series based out of folklore and fairy tales and storytelling tradition. The Beast preys on people by knowing how they’ll react to stories. The Beast acts frustrated that Greg used a honey comb for a “golden comb” and a spiderweb on a stick for a “spool of golden thread,” but it’s baiting a trap - by exploiting that same fairytale logic, Greg is going to die of exposure in the cold while he waits for the sun to “set” in a cup

Because of course Greg will wait to see the sun set into the cup. Of course the Woodsman will keep the lantern lit. That’s how the story should go. The Beast is a parasite sucking blood out of a perfectly arranged Grimm fairy tale about the martyrdom of parenthood.

The only way to properly defeat it is to actively defy the story being set out ahead of you. Over the Garden Wall says, over and over again, that Wirt will sacrifice his life for Greg. “You are responsible for you and your brother’s actions,” the show says. The original pitch bible for the series said that Wirt would sacrifice himself for Greg, that he’d die to take responsibility for Greg-

And then Wirt stops and says “Wait. That’s dumb” and immediately shatters the story that’s been set up for him, and that’s how he defeats the Beast.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

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Give me your honest opinion on blackbirds and their agenda

They're superb little creatures and good friends of mine. No I don't know anything about their plans to overthrow the government