Checking What The People Who Reblogged Your Post Wrote In The Tags Is The Tumblr Equivalent Of Checking

I must know your most deranged opinion on cereal. For science

We never have milk in the house because we don't really use it for anything so it'd spoil before we're done with it, so I straight-up can't recall the last time I ate cereal. Maybe in 2023?

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

PRESS Ⓐ TO BE WEIRD AND UNSETTLING

i know it's the smell of festering carrion that draws them and not death itself, but i think it'd be fun if crows (and other corvidae) could sense ghosts, even unseen. just imagine the surreal horror of watching a flock of dark wings circling a complete void of presence.

I am bored out of my skull. You, yes you, if you see this, tell me something (anything) about your OC (please)

Monopoly and Risk are of the DEVIL

My love is not unconditional because if a friend told me their favorite board game is Monopoly… I just know I will never be able to see them the same way.

The culmination of ~16 hours of work

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.