can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic
temptation
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale
Bonus:
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
My path was called “The Splinter”. For every ounce of truth I found, ten ounces of reason were lost.
Scientific inquiry: What is your most deranged opinion on cereal
uhhh so there was a period of my life where I didn't like dairy milk or the available plant milks (soy, almond, etc) but I did still like cereal so for several years I just ate it dry. like a full bowl of honey bunches of oats with nothing else in it.
now there's oat milk, thankfully.
Reblog for greater sample size.
some out-of-order & outta context doodle comics for trod au I found hiding in my desktop files
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