The Song Of Achilles As Troubled Birds

idk who need to hear this, but harry styles is not gonna fuck you

It's 4/20 and we're passing around leaks like it's weed and all of us is high right now

happy days !!

“Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.”

— Johnny Knoxville

Yeah, yeah, Dacre Montgomery has sparkly eyes and throws his soul into every job and treats interviewers with respect and approaches fans with love and blah blah blah

But have you ever considered these irresistible qualities?

His seamless transition from Heartthrob Thirst-Trap Instagram Hoe to Slutty Senior Citizen

The wild shit™️ that regularly comes out of his mouth with absolute sincerity

The relentless inclusion of his damn tattooed toes in photoshoots, posts, and stories

what it’s like reading classics research

this is in dutch/german/french/whatever language you don’t know how to read

it is from the 60s and racist

gratuitous untranslated greek/latin

greek/latin that is translated, but into french for some reason

this book went out of print in 1763

there is exactly one physical copy of this book left in the world and it is located in a library across the ocean

Me: Just to confirm, Romans considered trousers barbaric, right?

Hubs: I still consider them barbaric.

Hubs: The only true way to live is like Marcus Antonius.

Me: Cheeks out?

Hubs: Cheeks out.

The Favourite (2018), dir. Yorgos Lanthimos.

Harry screaming that specific part in Medicine Love On Tour, Paris, June 2023

Hades: Way to go, Zeus. The bar was set pretty low, but you found a shovel and tunneled underneath it.

when anne carson said “what are we made of but hunger and rage?” and when anne carson said “i do not want to be a person. i want to be unbearable.” and when anne carson said “i am talking about evil. it blooms. it eats. it grins.” and when anne carson said “revenge is a form of desire.” and when anne carson said “to feel anything deranges you.” and when anne carson said “why does tragedy exist? because you are full of rage. why are you full of rage? because you are full of grief.” and when anne carson said