The Favourite (2018), Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos.

Me: Just to confirm, Romans considered trousers barbaric, right?

Hubs: I still consider them barbaric.

Hubs: The only true way to live is like Marcus Antonius.

Me: Cheeks out?

Hubs: Cheeks out.

“You can’t like problematic characters.”

Me:

idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment

Moodboard: Aesthetic - Monet Paintings (Green). 

❝My garden is my most beautiful masterpiece.❞

no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload

wake up, new ship dynamic just dropped

person A: fuck the rich

person B: *is rich* please

sorry for thinking it's hot when men are experiencing the worst torment of their life. as if it's my fault

“If I say ‘First of all,’, rum away because I have prepared research, data, and charts and I will destroy you.”

Slytherin

i hope the barbie movie is a cultural phenomenon. i hope it leaves the next christopher nolan film in the dust. i hope it changes modern cinema forever and all movies made after it is influenced by it in some way. i hope the most academic, in-depth essays are written about it. i hope it's studied in film classes. i hope it remains in the human psyche for generations

Goncharov broke containment.