I Normally Rant In The Tags But Fuck It I Want To Ramble About Boomer I'm Literally That One Gif Of The

I normally rant in the tags but fuck it I want to ramble about boomer I'm literally that one gif of the guy talking to the wall

I love how her flipdeck implies she's eaten enough hospital food to hate it which begs the question of why

I've talked about it before on this blog but methinks boomer has a fear of severe injury. like, to her, dying is whatever, memento mori, we all die, but getting hurt to a degree such that she can't perform? it would ruin her. so she overprepares for stunt shows. uhh this also extends to other people's safety. she's kinda overbearing lowkey

uhh I also love that specific holiday image too?! I want to know more about the powsicle scoopian tbh!!! because of this image I also hc that she's severely attention-motivated because of childhood stuff... girlypop if no one will give you the attention you seek them I Will.

hellooo could I offer Boomer for the ask game? 🦅 🇺🇸🗣️

boomer💥

fave thing about them: GODDDD SHE IS SO GOATED IN PAPA LOUIE 2 I LOVE PLAYING AS HER

also the “daredevil” occupation is really cool and flashy to me but another great thing about boomer is her flipdeck cuz “Hates: Hospital Food” is so funny to me LOL

least fave thing about them: NOTHING!!!!!

brOTP: this is kinda random but ever since i learned that shannon loves powsicles i now hc that she’s boomer’s event photographer now lol. not even for her actual job i just think shannon likes inexplicable things (like what boomer does. how does she survive??!?!?!)

OTP: BOOMER X AKARI‼️‼️‼️ i’ve liked this ship since elementary school lol. i just think they’re so similar (black ponytail, motorcycle, general cool vibes) but they pull it off so differently it’s a funny dynamic/contrast… like boomer is AWESOME cool but akari is nonchalant cool… am i making sense lol?????

nOTP: nothing rlly

random headcanon: everything boomer does should, by logic, kill her, but she is not dead yet. she got that phoenix wright plot armor except she’s not even a main character lol

when she’s not doing stunt stuff she’s kinda lowkey i think she helps at hospitals and stuff i think clair likes her but also thinks she’s kinda reckless lol

unpopular opinion: idk what other ppl think of BOOMER sorryyyyy

fave picture of them: this may be because i love the mallow men and gals but I LOVE THIS HOLIDAY PICTURE it’s so cute… she’s wants to impress the little guys but that rando unnamed scoopian is stealing all the attention lol….