I AM NOT OKAY

To this day I still don’t understand how EriSol became the fandom’s, like, flagship BlackRom pairing. It’s not even good.

Y’all talk about power couples y’all ever see these two they fr said till death do us part and weren’t even together!!!

Alpha rose

She’s my bby girl

In Homestuck, Caliborn claims that Derse’s prison system is so brutal that he was only able to survive due to his own masochism

This is why he tells Jane that her father is dead because he was captured by Dersites

We know Dad Egbert got away by burning Slick’s hat which gained him his favor, but Dad Crocker didn’t do that

The only reason Dad Crocker survived the Derse prison system

Is because Droog had a big crush on him

Which is hilarious

I love her so much-

She deserved so much more }:,(

Is meulin technically a juggalo??

Becaue we know that she is in the purple blood cult, which is Bassically just a juggalo cult??????

Grub vrissy crying

Kanaya: I’ve Done Everything To Calm Her Down. Rose Do You Have Any Ideas?

Rose: just do the thing

Kanaya: I Have No Idea What You Are Talking About.

Rose: I’m sure you do

Kanaya: *sigh* This Is Degreading To All Jade Bloods

Kanaya:

Kanaya: Blah Blah Blah

There should be dating apps that don't allow normies

And meat and candy karkat should makeout.

Next UPD8 Dave Strider should get curb-stomped