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Okay, I just need to get alllll of this out here because if I wait any longer, it's never gonna happen.

UPDATES ABOUT THE AUS, AS IN HERE ARE THE AUS AND BASICALLY WHAT THEY ARE;

Protag!AU is an AU where turbo is the protagonist [as in he is in Ralph's position from the first movie], he is an 8-bit game character, BUT! Vanellope replaces Turbo from the first movie in this AU [she is also an 8-bit game character in this one] she causes the roadblasters incident and then goes into hiding. Fix-it Felix comes along [I'm thinking high-rez, maybe it's a sort of love letter to 'the classics'] and Vanny takes Ralph's spot, making him a glitch. And that's all you get to know about this one for now!

KCSona!AU is an AU where sugar rush and Fix-it Felix Jr are plugged in around the same time,, king candy gets jealous of roadblasters-roadblasters incident happens, he goes into hiding, Turbotime gets plugged in, KC codes himself into it as a fucked lookin Turbo [it's his Turbotimesona don't bully him >:[/j ] but the real Turbo still spawns and is now a Glitch. Ralph does his whole thing from the first movie, except he lands in turbotime instead of sugar rush. And The Twins take Vanny's place in this AU because one:I said so, and Two: Vanny is fucking dead in this universe...woops

TurboBreaker!AU is a respawn AU where, after Vanny wins and resets the game, it tries to respawn Turbo,, but his code was so fucked that not only did it reset him-it retextured him as well [his code is such a mess so he still has some cybug parts in him but now he's younger, doesn't know where the hell he is, and is jawbreaker themed]

Turbotime Reunion AU, this AU takes place in the present day. [I say no RBTI, the characters of sugar rush are just homeless now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] But anyways, Turbotime finds itself a new beginning as retro is back in style,, but now with a modern twist I suppose, and with enough eastereggs hidden within the game to keep you throwing money at it. One of these cabinets [I'm thinking it's a bigger cabinet, maybe it takes Vanny's old cabinet spot on the game floor] finds itself in Litwaks Arcade, and you follow these new, revampt teen racers as they trek through agitated waters and help heal old wounds for the OG cast.

Ty sm for listening to this,, I know I said I was gonna do like graphics and shit-And I still am! But those are gonna have to wait for these AUs proper, individual posts later. I just really needed to tell you guys about them because I knew if I waited, they wouldn't exist. So I hope this is exciting for you guys!! Ttyl!!!

There are two types of writers:

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

Fffuuuccckkkk we need to dieeeee fuuckk ,,,it hurtss

I'm gonna vomit, i feel so sick omg

I have a question, but I need to know if the question is actually based in something so

Please don't answer without reblogging. I wanna get the widest net of possible for answers! This is basically a little servey

My tummy hurts guys,,,[<<his tummy hurts guys!!!!]

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