Do I have a AU for YOU!
So, you know that insecurity virus that was unleashed then forgotten about in Ralph Breaks the Internet?
What if…. After the events of the second movie, Turbo somehow survives and now hides out in the internet. He’s (sort of) calmed down, maybe became an IT guy of some sort. Joined by the Turbo twins, who also managed to escape Turbo-Time before it was shut down.
As they do more jobs, the more dangerous and visceral the jobs become… Until they find a hideous being, feeding off of all the insecurity that festers in the internet!
And they three have to stop it! Making Turbo go through an official character arc.
There will be a lot of posts soon from people sharing how much they achieved in 2024. But in case someone needs to hear this, it's okay if the only thing you did this year was just get through it.... It's ok.
I'm gonna vomit, i feel so sick omg
Just a little hint for what's to come [one of the three AUs, credits to @vinegar-rights for the og turbo meme,,ps do lmk if you want me to take this down]
A little banner/stamp thingy I made for us Calupoh/Wolfdog dogs!! [Anyone can use if they feel, zoos DNI] alts down here vvvv
ENJOYY :333333
There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
hello Wreck-It-Ralph (2012) fandom. yes, i too have watched The Video
i cant draw so i thought i would use my below average pixel art skills. yippee
(also i fear if i did not draw/write things i would explode)
various things that did not fit in 150x150:
turbo thinks its embarrassing to frown in front of anybody. so hes just. always smiling??? what is that bitch's problem
twist and turn escaped. let them be alive (they live on the other side of the arcade and try to distance themselves as much as possible from their brother. they are failing miserably)
mr. litwak probably wouldve unplugged turbotime before the crash of 87 because its a pretty buggy game (pun intended). there are five levels/tracks in the game but track 4 just REFUSES to load properly without crashing the whole damn thing. which makes track 5 inaccessible, too. only nerdiest of nerdy nerds know about that though (truly the turbotime equivalent of map 256), so everybody just thinks theres only 3 tracks
turbo himself can be pretty buggy (i look at the camera with a knowing smirk). 1. sometimes his winning sprite just stays on screen even after a new track has begun and 2. sometimes the "turbotastic" soundbite just repeats endlessly. for hours
turbo, twist, and turn all hate eachother equally. they were fighting CONSTANTLY
turbo has eyebags because he practices ALL THE FUCKING TIME
when turbo loses ONCE (probably because of either a bad player or due to his massive fucking ego) he goes into jealousy spiral for like a month afterwards. which includes the five stages of grief
BONUS!!!!!! everytime i look at that sketch i cry and throw up. help me pixel art lesbians
bonus 2!!!!!!
draws this then smokes two joints to the face and passes out.
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What's scarier than being yourself? And remember to hit bongs not bitches, I am your host Turbo, and in todays journey, I'd love you to meet; Me! Hello! I'm an artist in several different ways, I usually go by Turbo/Michael/or Travis,, I use he/it/dog pronouns and I would love for you to join me on this incredible adventure on the interweb!!!
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