for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
Scene from the beginning of The color of magic
Slay the Princess fans, is there an Undertale AU yet or do I need to commit an art crime?
Can confirm, I get reconstructed by a book that sucks me in for a few hours until life has to happen for a bit.
Beware: there are no chapters and you may well develop an addiction to the footnotes.
Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
A very unfinished sketch to make up for some inactivity :)
Love a big bird guy and unimaginable horrors in a dress lmao
while working on some other project I made this thing which could probably function as a pretty neat divider
like so
the shifting mound has swarmed my post
I have no vessels to give you
no I meant I have no vessels. get out please this is my blog
Those eels are enough to make any sane person question their place in the universe.
Dune Bug: Look. There's a frog.
Fire Kraken: HI there, frog! Have you seen any gears around here?
Punk Shock: The frog can't talk, Fire.
Fire Kraken: Why not? Is he stupid?
Punk Shock: He's an animal.
Fire Kraken: So what? We're animals too.
Punk Shock: We don't have time for this!
Dune Bug: No, hold on. He has a point.
Fire Kraken: Yeah! What makes us different from the frog?
Punk Shock: They're not.... like us.
Fire Kraken: What do you mean? Are you racist?
Punk Shock: What!? No! I mean they walk on all fours and live in the woods. They aren't... y'know... sapient.
Dune Bug: But what makes something truly sapient? Is the frog's simple demeanor really a proper means to judge its capacity for thought?
Punk Shock: Yes. Stop talking about this.
Dune Bug? Has God forsaken this creature?
Punk Shock: I said stop.
Dune Bug: Or has he forsaken us by cursing us with intelligence?
Punk Shock: Dune Bug! The Flashfin is currently being evilized and I really just wanna get out of this swamp. Can you please have your existential crisis later?
Dune Bug: Does this quandary not weigh on your mind?
Punk Shock: No!
Fire Kraken: Why? Because you're racist?
Punk Shock: I'm not racist! Frogs don't talk, ok!? That's just how it is!
Dune Bug: Or is that just how you perceive it? How can you know what they think?
Punk Shock: I don't care what they think.
Fire Kraken: Because you're-
Punk Shock: NOT because I'm racist! We talk, they don't. There's nothing to think about unless we come across a non-sapient eel or something.
Fire Kraken: Like that?
Punk Shock: .......Maybe God has forsaken us....
Why must you mention those words? AAAAAAAAAAAAA
pleasd tell me someone else remembers Skylanders
It wasn't just a fever dream, right? They were real, right?
I've had one of persephone's voicelines stuck in my head for so long
Welcome back! Are you ready for another magical upgrade?