Honestly My Guy Colin May Actually Outlive Everyone With The Way He's Committed To His Paranoia (could

great I was in the middle of a very sweet dead boy detective fic to try and cope with the bad news . . . time to search for some good old tumblr one shots I guess

representation wins! Mr. Scratch uses she/her pronouns and is currently an owl! how fluid!🏳️‍⚧️

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

almost midnight, post season 4 feelings

cosmic horror: the universe is literally out to get you, but maybe not everything within it is 

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

me attacking you with love

Does anyone want to hear my rant about how Chat’s clinginess around Ladybug has absolutely nothing to do with his romantic feelings for her and everything to do with emotional abuse or are we all tired of that discourse

*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

yknow how john mulaney has that one bit where he talks abt how god made him completely gay and then forgot to flip the Final Switch to actually make him gay?

i think that’s what happened to winona ryder.