If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
okay, the crew isn't allowed any blunt objects anymore- it never goes well
no more hammers, axes or crowbars. No- No, drop it! show me what you have! give it here-
sam 'not a horror fan' khalid - that explains why he acts like such a horror protagonist
no it's a great idea to keep investing and explore ruins, can't see why this would end bad
honestly 'irritating yet faintly erotic' would be a wicked name for a perfume
Ladybug has a public twitter and a private twitter that only Chat Noir can follow. Chat Noir is a messy bitch and puts all of his shit out there on main.
Ladybug on Main: Akuma spotted at Montparnasse Tower. Stay safe Paris! Chat Noir and I are on it.
Ladybug on Private: hawkmoth can suck my dick doesn’t he know about finals?
Chat Noir on Main: hawkmoth out here catching Ls when he should be catching Zs. isn’t it past your bedtime old man?
Sometimes Chat takes screenshots of LB’s private posts and shares them. Half of Paris believes they’re authentic and the other half think he’s just fucking around.
Chat Noir on Main: a superhero’s gotta eat
QT: Screenshot: Ladybug on Private: taking care of ya’ll is a full time job somebody start writing me checks
Ladybug firmly denies these tweets are from her then @’s Chat on private and calls him a snitch.
oh alice i love you so much
even low key jealous shes funny as fuck
back being stalked by tape recorders as it should be🫶🏼