Why Does Every Other Horoscope Think That I, As A Taurus, Can Cook? I Like To Eat Yummy Things, But That

this is gonna sound like a shitpost but the best advice i have if youre consistently coming off wrong is to start talking like an elcor

you will feel like a dumdum at first, but once you get used to it youll realize that telling people what kind of thing you're about to say ahead of time flattens their anxiety a huge amount

ive been starting every question with "question:" for awhile now and i almost never get people reading too much into what i mean anymore

it seems super dumb, but "what are your plans tomorrow?" gets people asking me what i have planned despite me obviously being in the process of figuring that out, whereas "question: what are your plans tomorrow?" gets me a quick rundown of their schedule, followed by "why?"

it also makes it really easy to work tone indicators into your verbal speech. if you're always saying "question: [your question here]?" then no one blinks when you say "genuine question: [question that could read as sarcastic]?"

it also gets you out of your own way for any types of things you struggle to say. "can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" feels like an argument waiting to happen, but "request: can you make sure to do the dishes before you go to bed?" gets the words flowing on a neutral word while making it clear that you're not looking for a fight

so yeah. suggestion: talk like an elcor

Who the fuck needs Tumblr anymore I'm just going to be looking at lamp posts from now on

Bottle rocket under ice

the maple leafs injured both of the hurricanes goalies so they put their fucking zamboni driver in the net LMAO

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I almost lost a kitty this way. So not worth it. No lilies at home with kitties.

Seriously just a bit of pollen could make your cat sick within a matter of minutes. Stay far away from Easter lilies if you have kitties!

I just want disabled people to know that they are allowed to take up space.

You are allowed to exist, to have needs, to have desires and to speak your truth, and you don’t owe anybody anything for the right to do that. 

This was me at 27.

Had a realization about myself recently, and I think I might need to go get myself evaluated whoops

I had apple slices and brie last night for dinner

Hyperfixation Food #48

Apple slices and smoked gouda cheese

Just pay attention. :)

ADHD Awareness Month