Forgot My Night Time Garlic Bread In The Oven For The Length Of 2 Mythbusters Wpisodes And When I Opened

Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

the fact that the rebecca black album promo tour includes hanging out with rainbolt on his second channel is why she's the goat

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

biting your forehead friday

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts