Hey So Last Night I Was Looking For Charming Teddy Bears, And What Should Have Been A Just And Noble

the france is bacon story lives in my head rent-free

the sensitive gamer

biting your forehead friday

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

*reading from a skin bound tome summon an eldritch horror* "erm... im not even gonna *try* and pronounce that one!

its the first fucking scene of the whole 177 episodes show and they are already gazing into each other's eyes