My Favorite Scene From The Matrix (1999)

world’s most fucked up substitute teacher

my (104M) exes (72F) (39M) have unionized against me

cause of death: can’t focus in any of the 72 things i’m trying to do.

my brain goes from french grammar to how to write a mystery novel to korean vocabulary and right into ‘what fluff will feat on that write fic’ followed by ‘uh, holes in space time but not the sigularity type’ and have I told you guys about the commom origin of the word hundred on proto-indo european languages? It’s like that 89% of the time and then for 10% my brain is blank and for 1% i am focused

i need to thank whoever came up with Oh. Oh. for what they've done for the English language.

two days ago I read about echolalia; now I can only remember that when I first watched arrow every time there was any silence all I could do was say ‘you have fail this city’ on a loop for week

personally i think alicents a lesbian but i do think criston and her should have a baby together just because it would have the biggest brownest saddest eyes and that would be good for the economy

Recently, I figured that for some reason that I cannot explain I just find it easier to read things when starting from the end; example, on AO3, even if I open a search from the most something - like the most kudos - I have this strong need to go for the end of the page and start reading it from the last to the first. I >can< start it from the top, but when I do it the process is so much slower and almost painful. Like what? Dunno what's going on in my brain, but I happy I found this way of doing things more easily