World’s Most Fucked Up Substitute Teacher

Concept:

A movie that pits the four Chrises (Hemsworth, Evans, Pratt, & Pine) against the four Toms (Hiddleston, Holland, Hardy, & Felton).

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

otto said vhagar was worth one thousand times the price aemond paid for him (one eye) so f(x)= dragon=one thousand eyes. brynden “bloodraven” rivers has “a thousand eyes and one” but has yet to exchange the magic equal in worth to visenya’s dragon for said visenya’s dragon BUT he DOES have something else important of hers so in the winds of winter you see-

growing up I was always afraid of being Found Out. not sure what I was hiding. just my whole self I guess

Ugh, hate when people kiss me in the face.

Literally punch me, just DO NOT kiss me; meanwhile, my family insists on kissing my face everyday before I go they go to sleep, like WHY

It’s that time again >:^)

ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?

TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?

ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?

TIME TRAVELER: my name’s LIV

ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]