Lunacyorsomething - I'm On ?? Venus ??

so. so. uhhhh i finished the transcript. someone might've done this before me, i dunno. this was kinda on a whim.

anyways here it is. i mourn the formatting i bit, but didn't wanna share the document and you can't upload files here so you get a copy-pasted version instead.

i would say this sorta acts as my final farewell to the fandom, but i draw fanart for all the fandoms i've "left" from time to time, so who knows.

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CHAT TRANSCRIPT OF THE DREAM SMP *EPILOGUE STREAMED ON JACK’S ACCOUNT, 10/27/2024

*Jack offhandedly stated that it was canon, but it is unclear if it really is. During the stream, Tommy also mentions that the nuke ending isn’t canon but Jack contradicts him.

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Everything not in brackets is a direct transcript of what was stated in chat. Brackets only include minimal description. Other things are not included as you can deduce them from the chat messages, or for the sake of brevity.

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[Communicating entirely through chat; they aren’t together in person. Jack is in the Las Nevadas casino.]

<TommyInnit>

H– Hello?

<JackManifoldTV>

hey

<TommyInnit>

Wh…

Where have you fucking been?

<JackManifoldTV>

casino

been here years mate

made loads

[...]

[Jack spots Tommy in front of the casino, walks up to him.]

<JackManifoldTV>

let me bless you my boy

it’s been too long

[Jack drops a diamond block in front of Tommy. Tommy takes it.]

<TommyInnit>

Jack. Seriously.

What happened?

<JackManifoldTV>

Wdym?

I just been here

Playing roulette

Actually i have an issue rn

come with me

[Jack goes back into the casino]

<JackManifoldTV>

come on!!

[Tommy enters]

<JackManifoldTV>

i placed this block over the payment slot and now i can’t place bets

[Tommy breaks the button for the roulette wheel]

<JackManifoldTV>

put that back

[Tommy obliges.]

[From here on, they’re both typing at the same time, sometimes writing things out before reading the latest chat messages so text may seem to appear out of order. There may also be a couple pauses in between chats that are not indicated, as they aren't as long as others.]

<TommyInnit>

Wanna know where I’ve been?

<JackManifoldTV>

mine the block of diamond pls

<TommyInnit>

oh, okay

[Jack goes back to gambling]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me

<JackManifoldTV>

wait hold on can’t end on a loss

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

BIG WIN

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Come with me.

I’m on the road.

[They walk together.]

<TommyInnit>

It’s good to see you.

<JackManifoldTV>

you too man

<TommyInnit>

I’ve been here.

<JackManifoldTV>

here?

in the bridge?

<TommyInnit>

Far out in the distance

That way

I have a house

It’s nice.

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I haven’t seen anyone for a loooong, long time.

Well, maybe Tubbo now and again.

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither casino been empty

honestly i just steal money from the safes to gamble with

i could take it all if i wanted but the thrill keeps me in there

gamblers ambition they call it

one day i’ll win big

99% of people quit before then

not me

i’ll make it

it’s been years but it’s coming

<TommyInnit>

…

[Referring to how Jack stopped walking to type] You’re not good at catching up, are you?

<JackManifoldTV>

just telling you my story man

<TommyInnit>

never thought i’d be around these parts again

<JackManifoldTV>

me neither

<TommyInnit>

I moved far from here. Get away from it. [Likely meant “got away from it”.]

Brings back too much…

Joy, Fun. Sadness, Pain. Too much of it all.

but it’s nice to see a familiar face

<JackManifoldTV>

hey you too man! :)

<TommyInnit>

even if you did blow up my fucking hotel

[...]

<TommyInnit>

I don’t live around here.

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

thought that was where we were going??

<TommyInnit>

No, oh, god no

<JackManifoldTV>

oh

<TommyInnit>

Do you know how long it took for me to get back here?

[They stop in front of Techno and Phil’s cabin.]

<TommyInnit>

I come here a lot though.

<JackManifoldTV>

coupa hours?

<TommyInnit>

Well, more than the other places

<JackManifoldTV>

cool

quaint

i like it

maybe i’ll buy this place when i win big!

<TommyInnit>

This is Technoblade’s house

<JackManifoldTV>

maybe i won’t do that

[Tommy stares at him]

[...]

<JackManifoldTV>

o7

how long do you sit here like this usually?

<TommyInnit>

As long as I need to.

Sometimes a few minutes. Sometimes hours.

Mind if I ask you something?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

hit me

<TommyInnit>

Do you ever…

Well, like, despite all the war, and the fighting, and the.. well.. the mess. How much it sent ME a fucking mess.

You ever miss those days? The people? Or, well, the way they were? The way it all was?

<JackManifoldTV>

sure

it was all a bit much at times

and i’m not sure i’d want to do it again

but i miss it sometimes

it was fun really

<TommyInnit>

Yeah… I wouldn’t do it again either haha

But…

I don’t know… I’ve tried to move on. My little cottage far away. My humble paradise. But that little thought trails into my mind…

<JackManifoldTV>

i think it probably trails into all our minds, wherever we all are

<TommyInnit>

Okay, phew.

<JackManifoldTV>

but we all have to move on and find our own destiny some time

<TommyInnit>

I’m glad it’s not just me

<JackManifoldTV>

and chasing the win keeps me happy

i like who i am now!

probably more than who i was

but that doesn’t mean he was bad

<TommyInnit>

You like being a gambler? Over an incompetent fight loser?

Well, I guess they’re not great options, are they

Sorry, that was harsh. I don’t see many people

Also, hey, you blew up my hotel

And me

<JackManifoldTV>

one of them means i may win some day. i was never gonna win back then

oh yeah i did

i think i blew everything up actually

my fault

<TommyInnit>

Luckily that wasn’t canon

<JackManifoldTV>

Well no i’d say it was

<TommyInnit>

I’ve still got my 1 life.

<JackManifoldTV>

I mean no one else is here anymore are they

<TommyInnit>

And I intend to use it the best way I can

<JackManifoldTV>

wdym??

<TommyInnit>

Well, 1 canon life

I was left with 1 when everyone went away

<JackManifoldTV>

yh yh yh but how do you wanna use it

<TommyInnit>

You know…

I’ve got not a clue

But I’ll figure that out later

<JackManifoldTV>

okay

you could come gamble with me

<TommyInnit>

For now. I’ve got my cottage. My new pet! Awh, she’s adorable. Mareep. She’s a little sheep I caught.

<JackManifoldTV>

i hear a big win is just around the corner

<TommyInnit>

I don’t want to gamble Jack

<JackManifoldTV>

oh..

okay

more for me!

<TommyInnit>

Yep

But yeah you know… things are OK for me. Tubbo and his fucking bee’s I’ll see too every now and then

<JackManifoldTV>

well this was nice

<TommyInnit>

He’s doing pretty well for himself

Selling all that fucking honey

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s good

i thought he exploded when i blew everything up

<TommyInnit>

I guess being the president of L’Manburg teaches you a few logistical things, ey?

<JackManifoldTV>

i can’t actually die i don’t think so i never know whether these things are bad for everyone else or not

<TommyInnit>

Not that either of us would know anything about that

Well…

<JackManifoldTV>

well..

<TommyInnit>

But I haven’t seen anyone else, besides Tubbo

I think I like it that way for now.

The quiet life.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah you two are hard to separate

<TommyInnit>

TELL ME ABOUT IT

<JackManifoldTV>

quiet is nice

<TommyInnit>

It’s nice to see an old face though

<JackManifoldTV>

this is nice

<TommyInnit>

I know I said that before

But it really is

[...]

<TommyInnit>

Well, look, I can’t stay for long. I need to feed Mareep.

<JackManifoldTV>

yeah i got some places to see now i’m out

<TommyInnit>

I’ll be off soon.

Anything else you want to ask me?

I have no questions for you

<JackManifoldTV>

haven’t left in a while should probably go check on some things

are you happy?

i guess that’s all i’d care to know

<TommyInnit>

Getting there.

<JackManifoldTV>

nice

<TommyInnit>

Good to see you, jack.

<JackManifoldTV>

i’m glad for you

<TommyInnit>

Hope you get the big win.

<JackManifoldTV>

good to see you too tommy

<TommyInnit>

Oh and hey

<JackManifoldTV>

i will

<TommyInnit>

Don’t let anyone buy this house

<JackManifoldTV>

i won’t

when i win big there’ll be no money left HAHAHAHA

<TommyInnit>

I might not see you again

<JackManifoldTV>

that’s okay

<TommyInnit>

But I hope I hear about it if you win big.

So long J money

<JackManifoldTV>

i can deal with that knowing you’re happy :)

bye bye big T

[End.]

hey, hey what's this...

testing out colours with clownzy in their s3 casino fits :]]

[swings yoyo like a hypnosis ring] you do not notice any mistakes. you focus on the pretty colours.

doomed yur—

waitwait they're canonically in a healthy (romantic) relationship and neither of them dies ?! it gets worse and instead of it getting even worse it gets better ????

i don't have any funny captions left im legit going to kill mysefl

something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

Vetted family fundraiser masterpost 1

Version date: May 15th 2024.

This is a masterpost for the evacuation fundraisers I've vetted so far. The numbers next to the names have no significance beyond ease of navigation for me for when I check their progress in the future. You should look at the disclaimers instead and focus on those. Occasionally I will update these with new info, including new fundraisers, and the amount of cash that's been raised. Check in regularly on the original post when you see it being reblogged. In all likelihood once its reached you it's already outdated. This post is part of this masterpost series compiling fundraisers for Ghazzah and Sudan. I focus on Ghazzah as I am Palestinian and am more equipped to do verifications as I'm more familiar with my own country and its politics and dialect, but if I know a fundraiser for a Sudanese family is legit I will include it here.

Walaa Abusamra (1). 10 family members. 28.4k out of 80k €.

Ezzideen Shehab (2). 6 family members. 9.7k out of 32.5k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Madleen Abu Jayyab (3). 4 family members. 18.7k out of 70k USD.

Jehad Shehada (4). 1 individual. 3.5k out of 15k CAD. LOW ON FUNDS.

Aser Alassar (5). 5 family members. 405k out of 550k SEK. Or 37k out of 51k USD.

My friend Mona Abu Hamda (6). 9 family members. COMPLETED ✅

Mohammed Shamia (7). 7 family members. 10.7k out of 35k USD.

Abdullah Al-Saghir (8). 9 family members. 68.2k out of 100k €.

Randa Abubakr (9). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅

Fadi Alshrafi (10). 9 family members.

Osama Abdelrahman. (11). 9 family members. 44.7k out of 45k €. (1 CHRONICALLY ILL CHILD, NEEDS TREATMENT) NEARLY COMPLETE. ONLY 281€ LEFT.

Alhaw family and the Albittar family (12). Between 18 and 12 family members. 8.8k out of 90k €. (EXTREMELY LOW, NEEDS FUNDS)

Verified Fundraiser by Palestine Asdiqa to help a malnourished baby with cerebral palsy. (13) 7.7k out of 31k USD. (URGENT + CHRONICALLY ILL CHILD, NEEDS TREATMENT)

Rana Abu Ahmed (14). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅

Mohammed Abu Matar (15). 6 family members. 13.4k out of 34k CAD.

Moataz Abu Sakran (16). 3 family members. 12.4k out of 20k $ ORIGINAL CAMPAIGN COMPLETE, NEEDS TRANSFER FEES COVERED. 629$ out of 5k needed.

Ayah Abu Sidu (17). 10 family members. 15.8k out of 50.4k USD.

Said Fadel (18). 7 family members. 19.7k out of 50k USD.

Tasneem Nabil Musa (19). 7 family members (ALL INJURED, NEED MEDICAL CARE.) 10.5k out of 50k USD

Belal Azmi Msallam (20). 14 family members. 7.1k out of 160k AUD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Mortaja Family (21). 11 family members. 28k out of 70k €.

Abu Ramadan family (22). 14 family members. 10k out of 148k €.

Mai Rajab (23). COMPLETED ✅

Amal Abu Shammala (24). 4 family members. 33.7k out of 42k €.

Maryam & family (25). 30.3k out of 50k USD.

Haneem Abdelhalim (26). 8 family members. 31.8k out of 40k USD raised.

Ahmed Masoud (27). 12 family members. 10k out of 60k €.

Mohammed Fareed (28). 30.2k out of 60k CAD.

Lena Nofal (29). 42.5k out of 44k € (NEARLY COMPLETE, original family registered to evacuate, extended family are being helped now)

Rasheda Alfaiomy (30). 6+ family members. 27.5k out of 65k USD.

Ula El Hindi (31). 1+ individuals. 8.6k out of 15k €.

Muhammad Safi (32). 5+ family members. 4.5k out of 30k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Yazan Khalaf (33). 18 family members. 16.9k out of 40k USD.

Afaf Masoud (34). 5+ family members (2 evacuated). 83.8k out of 110k €.

Motasem Khayal (35). 5 family members. 1k out of 43k € (26.5k needed for escape.) EXTREMELY LOW, NEEDS FUNDS.

Youseff Abu Saeed (36). 3 family members (1 is already out for treatment). 155k out of 200k USD.

Abdulaziz & Abdullah, escape & surgery (37). 2+ family members (1 has already been treated, 1 NEEDS TREATMENT). 96.3k out of 150k BP.

Nadine Abdullatif (38). 8 family members. COMPLETED ✅

Sami Salhab (39). 6 family members. COMPLETED ✅

Jehad Al Ghandour (40). 5 family members (1 already evacuated). 31k out of 100k USD

Mahmoud Algharabli (41) COMPLETED ✅ (check last section for more info)

Dr. Marah & family (42). 2+ family members. 7.2k out of 40k USD. LOW ON FUNDS.

Khaled Alshabrawi (43). 5 family members. 1.5k out of 35k € (25k needed for escape, but will begin with 10k for stable housing). LOW ON FUNDS.

Muhammad Osama Alzaq (44). 5 family members. 3.1k out of 60k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Mohammed Wishah (45). 7 family members + 1 pet. 7.9k out of 71.5k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Muhe Ayman (46). 5+ family members. 6k out of 60k €. (CAUTION: If you scroll down in the GFM there are photos of mutilated and dead babies.) LOW ON FUNDS.

Abdallah Animal Rescue (47). 1 individual + lots of pets. 34.5k out of 40k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)

Haya Orouq (48). 5 family members (1 injured, NEEDS TREATMENT). 35.9k out of 50k.

Retaj Abu Abdo (49). 8 family members. 9.1k out of 60k USD.

Mohammed Zyad (50). 9 family members (1 MISCARRIAGE). 5.6k out of 40k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Souad Al-Kurdi (51). 5 family members (1 DIABETIC W/O INSULIN, CRITICAL, 1 INJURY). 3.7k out of 50k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Mahdy Zourob (52). 1 individual. 622 out of 20k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Ahmed Alboji (53). 5 family members. 78.4k out of 100k USD. (TIME SENSITIVE)

Sama Lulu (54). 7 family members. 5.4k out of 80k USD. LOW ON FUNDS. (CAUTION: PHOTO OF INJURED CHILD IN GFM)

Fadel Moghrabi (55). 4 family members. 33.3k out of 40k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)

Qosai Hani (56). 2(+?) family members. 28.2k out of 40k USD.

Khaled Khraizim (57). 14 family members. 32.6k out of 100k €.

Ahmed Raida (58). 3 family members (1 INJURED, NEEDS TREATMENT). COMPLETED ✅

Rozan family (59). 6 family members. 3.6k out of 38k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Samah Oudh (60). 5 family members. 30k out of 35k USD. (NEARLY COMPLETE)

Qasim Al-Kafarneh (alternatively: gfm) (61). 33 family members. COMPLETE ✅

Mahmoud Qassas (62). 42 family members. 28.4k out of 200k CAD. (DANGEROUS CHRONIC ILLNESS, NEEDS IMMEDIATE EVACUATION)

Hussam Ramadan (63). 14 family members. 14.8k out of 148k USD. LOW ON FUNDS.

Sana'a & Sujood (64). 8 family members. 8.8k out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Yousef Mounir (65). 5 family members. 65 out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Muhammad Mounir (66). 4 family members. 1.1k out of 45k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Hamdi Hijazi (67). 5 family members (1 NEWBORN, 1 MATERNITY RECOVERY) 889 out of 25k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Maram Ahmed (68). 5 family members. 338 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Dr. Alaa Raed (69). 8 family members. 6k out of 40k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Fadi & Shahed Sharif (70). 11 family members (1 INFANT). 265 out of 62.5k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Suheir Hojok (71). 10 family members (1 INJURED, PRONE TO STROKE, NEEDS IMMEDIATE EVACUATION). 16.3k out of 70k AUD. LOW ON FUNDS.

Haitham Gibreel (72). 7 family members (1 CHRONICALLY ILL). 340 out of 50k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Hatem H. Rawagh (73). 5+ family members. 8k out of 40k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Ze (74). 3 family members. COMPLETE ✅

Hani Al-Hajjar (75). 10 family members. 1.7k out of 50k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Abdelrahman Abu Shaaban (76). 16+ family members. 3.3k out of 70k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Help Little Yusuf (77). 8 family members (1 CHRONICALLY ILL, NEEDS TREATMENT). 0 out of 85k €. NO FUNDS AT ALL!!

Alia's family (78). 10 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Jehad Ahmad (79). 8 family members. 290 out of 40k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Muhammad Al-Kurdi (80). 4+ family members. NO FUNDS AT ALL!!

Yousef Abo Zaid (81). 8+ family members. 501 out of 50k BP.EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Ruba & Mohammad (82). 2+ family members. LOW ON FUNDS.

Ahmed Zidan (83). 3+ family members. 6.7k out of 30k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Wisam Mahdi (84). 25 family members. 9.3k out of 10k BP. NEARLY COMPLETE: 630 BP LEFT. (TIME SENSITIVE: ILLNESS)

Nael Helles (85). 8 family members. 1.5k out of 50k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Amjad Almoghrabi (86). 3 family members. 223 out of 25k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Hala's family (87). 3 family members. 2k out of 50k. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Mohammed Al Shaer (88). 5 family members. 692 out of 50k BP. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Sahar El Tibi (89). 3 family members. 548 out of 30k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Amal & Ruba (90). 3+ family members (1 CRITICAL CONDITION , NEEDS TREATMENT). 1.7k out of 50k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Mahmoud Al Tibi (91). 15 family members (4 NEED TREATMENT). 1.8k out of 60k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Abdullah Haniyah (92). 8 family members (1 PREGNANT). 355 out of 47k USD. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Heba Zaqout (93). 2 family members. 1k out of 15k needed. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Mohammed Nasri (94). 5 family members. 7k out of 50k BP. LOW ON FUNDS.

Alaa & Belaal (95). 2+ family members. 47 out of 15k $. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Ahmad Turk (96). 7 family members + 1 pet. 1.5k out of 70k €. EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS.

Mahmoud's family (97). 7 family members. 4.6k out of 35k €. LOW ON FUNDS.

Tamar Nijim (98). 7 family members (2 INJURED, 1 STROKE, NEED TREATMENT). 11.9k out of 70k €.

Alaa Al Khateeb (99). 1 family member (INJURED, NEEDS TREATMENT). 837 out of 6k BP.

Abu El Zomar (100). 5 family members (1 INJURED). 2.4k out of 50k €.

Aboud & Elias (101). 2 family members (ORPHANS, LAST SURVIVING MEMBERS OF FAMILY). 840 out of 25k €.

Haifa Hasan (102). 5 family members. 765 out of 25k €.

Walid El Shawwa (103). 6 family members. 1.8k out of 50k €. (1 SICK, NEEDS TREATMENT)

Alaa Al Halaabi (104). 17 family members. 1.9k out of 50k €.

Jana Abu Hamda (105). 6 family members. 602 out of 65k USD.

Ottawa4Palestine’s vetted fundraiser spreadsheet (76 different families with listed fundraisers)

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

there is not enough prideduo content on this site and it makes me sad. PLANET'S VIDEO HAS NEARLY 8 MIL VIEWS WHERE YOU BITCHES AT ????

ANYWAYS. fanart.

closeups :]]

alt version under the cut—

thought this ver looked a bit cluttered but eh i'll put it here anyways

another tgck post cause i have brain worms and apparently finishing term exams makes your thoughts Extra Queer

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