Logan To Scott : Excuse Me? Who Made You The Boss Of The Group?

Tony : You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Pepper : Actually, Tony, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Sam : Um...Neat.

*later*

Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?

Sam : Didn't you thank him?

Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.

Lisa : Do you love Barry?

Snart : Yeah, I do.

Lisa : Mick! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!

Mick : We all love Barry. You should've asked if he were IN love with him.

Snart : I thought that was implied.

Mick : ...

Lisa : ...

Snart, looking straight at Mick : Congrats Liz, you just won 100 bucks.

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Eddie : I am convinced Steve and Robin share a brain cell!

Nancy : And it's not in use very often, it seems.

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

Dustin : Tell us a little about yourself!

Steve : I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?

Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Barry : Hey I'm about to get in the shower, you wanna join me?

Snart : there's a pistolet taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don't stop until I'm dead.

Dean : Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Castiel : I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you wear love.

Dean : Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Castiel : Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party, dear I love you so much

Dean : No,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just- Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Castiel : I prefer you... Just the way you are.

Dean : Oh my god.

Dean : Hey Sammy! red or black shirt?!

Sam : Black the red makes you look like a bitch.

Dean : Thank you!

Sam : No problem.