I Gave You Water So You Can Breathe, How's This?

Me: I have a pleasure room, wanna see it?

My date: oooh okay 😏

*proceeds to walk into a room with unpopped bubble wrap wall paper*

Me: *rolls the dice*

Dm: "what'd you roll?" <can't read music

Me: "ummmm. A nat 20!" <also can't

Dm: "-_- the 4th nat 20 in a row"

For weird dice Wednesday, here is my bard d20, wood with musical notes instead of numerals.

Yes I'd like one of the loopy potions please

This core is definitely Ace (technically all robots are Ace but this one is particularly prominent)

I'm scrolling so you go down 😈

Most of my friends are either Bi or Pan lol

Please don't turn me into a marketable Tumblr font

NOOOOOOOO!

Important image for all your wizard memeing needs