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WOW, we need a deep dive analysis on this man body language, I mean, he's "been with her" for 10 years! You can't fake a goodbye kiss, right? then, why is this man paralyzed by it? This is so fucking funny...

Does the 'jerklies' need more evidence?

In the meantime, we are here waiting for the house of cards to start falling slowly, under its own weight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Caj502ijD-6/

the devil's in the details.

Anonymous asked:

There's a ridiculous video where Karlie goes the extra mile for whatever idiotic reason and reaches to kiss him goodbye in one instance and he's so oblivious that it takes him a moment to realize what she's doing and when he does he sort of turns his cheek and her lips barely land on his mouth. It's one of the cases where Jerk looks more forced than her to clown publicly. But, on the other hand, Karlie has to show she's worth his dirty bearding money, doesn't she now? 😒

Anonymous asked:

Notably there is zero evidence that he spent anytime with her other than for public show // Couldn't agree more, in fact, there's a video going around instagram where you can see Karlie 'kissing' him goodbye outside her hotel in Paris... if they're a "couple", why is he leaving?

Anonymous asked:

THIS IS GOLD! 👏 PURE 👏 GOOOOLD 👏! OMG ! look how awkward he is 😂😂! The failed attempt to make a 'cute' video of the couple...

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so real, i’m damned if i do give a damn what people say

Does she really mean all 10 of us? 😂

We’ll see if the 2022/green (freedom) vibes come to fruition, I suppose.

If you don’t mind reaching, the emojis might also be interpreted as something like..

It was all love until something mind blowing happens worth 2 red exclamation points (like Jerklie and toe breakups?) then there’s a reunion (high five) and it’s all sparkly love.

Argumentative, antithetical Dream Girl

Sappho (trans. Anne Carson), Fragment 147 // Taylor Swift, “Long Live”

How Taylor herself told us about Kaylor?

In the folklore: the long pond studio sessions, before singing the lakes, Taylor said “we’d gone to the lake district in England, a couple of years ago” without explaining the “we” word.

The interview was taken in 2020, so “a couple of years ago” means:

Taylor and the person, in my opinion, her lover, went to the Lake District in 2017 or 2018. 

While the lyrics of invisible string says

bold was the waitress on our three-year trip getting lunch down by the Lakes she said I looked like an American singer

Czytaj dalej

lets check out this timeline, shall we?

may 3rd 2016: taylor “”“"meets”“”“ buzz cut joe, falls for his ”“”“"gorgeous”“”“ face instantly, only to dance w / tom hiddleston - all while having a boyfriend

june 1st 2016: tayvin ENDS and the heavens open up on this glorious day!!!!

june 15th 2016: taylor and tom snog oh so privately on the beach. thus implying the start of their relationship. (despite being secretly in love w/ joe all along i guess??)

all summer long the two fly around the world together. totally a love that’s a “secret im hoping dreaming dying to keep”. joe is apparently her friend throughout all of this - emotional cheating, anyone????

august 3rd 2016: karlie’s 24th birthday

she posts a picture of taylor wearing this outfit:

and later on an “”“unkown”“”“ date, taylor just happens to be recording the back up vocals (implying the vocals are almost done, and thus implying taylor was trying to finish up a demo for SOME REASON on THIS date) wearing the same outfit:

but wait you say: ISN’T SHE STILL WITH TOM????

you right fam. which leaves three choices:

the song is for tom - despite dumping him a month later and having absolutely NO secrecy to hope and dream and die to keep about the relationship, and having met three months ago not “a few weeks ago”

the song is for joe - while she’s with tom. um cheater cheater pumpkin eater miss swift!!!!! do we really want to believe this is the option over her having a beard???

the song (’s demo) is a birthday present for miss kloss

but wait!!! there’s more!!!!

september 7th 2016: hiddlestunt ends. shouldve known she’d be the first to leave!

september 17th 2016: taylor is spotted in nashville wearing this outfit:

which we later see on an “”“"unknown”“”“ date during what sounds like the final production of komh:

(she is wearing a sweater over the shirt, same hat, hair, and makeup doe!!!!!)

sure her and joe could have been ”“”“secretly seeing”“”“ each other romantically a mere ten days after her last relationship ended. sure she decided he was the king of her heart a mere ten days or less into the relationship. or she was cheating long before.

but!!!!!

“we met a few weeks ago”

the met gala was four months and two weeks ago. um. not really a few weeks. (this also seems the most likely as dress says “flashback when you met me / your buzzcut my hair bleached”)

OR if they met on october 12th 2016:

which implies the song to have been written after late november of 2016 (“i recall late november”) which would place their meeting at “a few weeks ago”

OR

implies their meeting was september 28th 2016 (“do you remember the 28th night of september”), widely assumed to be their anniversary, and would place the writing of the song to be in october/november 2016…..(both options which would require us to ignore the meeting lyrics in dress)

then how was she recording the finishing touches on king of my heart on september 17th 2016?

yes miss swift, where was that alone time if the earliest possible date you recorded your love song for joe was a mere ten days after you dumped your last boyfriend? cheater cheater pumpkin eater seems a better option than this

to yall, hmmmm antis?

The fact that “five seconds later I’m fastening myself to you with a stitch” is the definition of Taylor and Karlie’s friendship/relationship around 2014/2015 and how they were seen EVERYWHERE together. How they were called “twins” and inseparable. They were fastened to each other. Some people could interpret it as “sexual” lyric, as I did first, but it just hit me. Yet, some swiffers don’t care enough to use their brain.

OOOOH, anon, this is good. Note the caption: "Inseparable"

You just gave me another idea too.

A stitch is: a short piece of thread that has been sewn into a piece of cloth

Who is our fashion model that has clothes stitched?

Just saw Miss Americana, was not prepared..

So did anyone else notice the girl with the red nails sitting in the exact spot in Miss Americana?? Taylor was sitting on the floor right next to her too and she also had red nails...

I cant get a screenshot off netflix.

Can anyone get the part im talking about?

nvm I found it