He Likes Snow!

look at my therapist dawg im going to jail

that is the most hannigram thing I've seen today

everyone has a ship thats just: theyre perfect. they hate each other. theyre married. they havent spoken in 15 years. they have date nights three times a week. theyre divorced. theyre pining, its unrequited. its requited. theyre starcrossed. theyre meant to be. theyre doomed by the narrative. they love each other. theyve never held hands. they wont stop making out at parties. they cant look each other in the eye

this Barbie eats people <3

Glass Leaves & Flowers Mugs by ArtMasha

Waves my hands around non chalantly

I'm in love with RV season 2 trailer.

Like SURE it's only 53 seconds. But GOOD GOD what 53 seconds those are.

Bryony and her Death Speech™. Different people calling Warren's name overlapping each other like they would in some actual Hollywood film trailer. And then there's my bestie Warren Godby being his silly little self awkwardly asking for a blanket.

I mean I may actually be insane at this point but this trailer alone just makes me so happy I can't help ranting about it.

Actually going insane about the new Red Valley episode. I love Clive Schill I love him so much. AND HIS DYNAMIC WITH PAM??? INSANE.

I TOLD YOU 🫵 HES NOT 🚫 A COP👮 HES A BOTTOMFEEDER 🕴 JUST LIKE YOU 😡❗ WHAT ARE YOU 😐 MORE PISSED OFF ABOUT 🤔❓ THE FACT THAT I TOOK SOME SHOTS OF YOU 📷💥 OR THE FACT 🧐 THAT I TOOK SOME SHOTS OF YOU 📷🔥 WHILE YOU WERE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE 👫💍❓ I DID NOT 🚫 CHEAT ON HER 🤬💥💢 WHAT DO YOU CARE 🤷‍♂️ WHAT I THINK ANYWAY 🤨❓ I DON'T GIVE A CRAP 🙄 IF YOU COVERED YOURSELF IN PEANUT BUTTER 🥜🧈 AND HAD A 15-HOOKER GANG BANG 🗣️❗❗

I don't know if it was a divorce but it sure felt like one was coming up. But can we stress the 'talk to me' part???? Oh my GOD I'm in tears. Whoever is their family therapist that person is a magician and should get paid more.