🤣🤣 Good Thing She Didnt Drink It Anyways Spike Should Know By Now That She Cant Handle Her Alcohol 

tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

11 people in your room watching you play video games would feel like a sizable audience, but 11 viewers on Twitch seems like nothing

imagine Pete getting fitted for his wedding

In my mind it’s by tan because he trusts Tans judgment the most in fashion.

And just the whole time he is just

“So this isn’t a dream, it feels like one. Last time I asked someone I made it to sort of kind of thinking about tuxes and then Ya know.” So tan is just helping him pick the suit just

“Well this time it’s real. Shes got her dress?” And Pete just

“Oh yeah my mom and her mom went and I got sent a lot of crying emojis because she looked so stunning. My sister said it was perfect for us, so I just had this image she’s gonna come down the aisle in like a wedding pair of white sweats and sneakers” and tan just sighs

“Okay so getting it fitted will be easy, thankfully, I am honestly so excited for you pete. So excited”

And just when he sees you the day of the wedding he just can’t stop himself from crying and his suit is perfection he looks like he did in the elevator video with colson, but like a full suit not like a shirt under the suit jacket.

And you just get up to him just

“You look amazing. Look at you. Clean up nice” just you know inside he is screaming in happiness that you are his wife.

Colson cries, John cries, everyone not a dry eye and it’s wonderful.

why does this sound like me as a parent it sounds like youre explaining my future

k so like i know this is supposed to be a murdoc x reader blog but i wanted maybe some headcanons of Dad Murdoc (TM) coz he'd be da best dad. so! could we have some headcanons of dad murdoc??? u can say no if u want!!! love ya!!

- murdoc’s .... not great at parenting. he likes to take credit for raising noodle, but really, he was never the one to dicispline her. he’s a ~cool~ dad and prefers to never ever be the one doing the punishing because he fears he will completely lose himself and start screaming at his child

- he’s very fearful of being exactly the same like his worthless dad was, so that’s why he never likes to do the punishing.

-he gives a lot of love - everyone has to know that’s his kid!!! his excellent, wonderful, talented kid! he’s that guy who records his kids performances/sports/whatever with a giant ipad and almost talks the whole time.

- he’s super encouraging with whatever they want to persue (and he usually wants to be a part of it, especially if it’s music related). he’s not brutally honest if his kid is bad at it at first, because it takes time, but he’s very on their ass about practicing if they want to be better than him (even if he himself is not good at whatever activity they’re doing)

- swears around them. he just can’t be bothered to filter himself unless he’s explicitly talking about sex.

- he’s not particularly good at the tedious tasks of parenting,like making lunches, sitting there and watching the same disney movie 12 times a day without calling it “fucking stupid”, or reading them to sleep at night. just because he never received that type of care as a kid.

- he does try though! like making pancakes in the morning is something he grows to enjoy, it tucking them in and playing them bass as they fall asleep (that’s his personal favorite)

- he cannot do tantrums and the first time his kid has one it is so overwhelming he calls his two year old “an ungrateful little shit” because he got so anxious. when their screams turn from angry to sobbing in sadness, he instantly feels regret with how he treated the situation. he doesn’t give them what they want, but he does apologize and coddle them.

- it is a struggle for him to stop smoking as much as he does. he almost offers his kid a cig once. it was bad

- he loves them. that’s it.

Murdoc rant

Tumblrs been doing the “everything is black and white” thing with him lately by forgetting that the shit he does is generally supposed to be cartoony and over exaggerated, and acting like because of his abusive behavior hes a one dimensional dick bag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever and saying anyone who likes him is an “abuse apologist.”

But the entire point is that hes a morally dark grey character who vacilates because his trauma and self destruction are in a constant battle with the healing and love he gets from his found family.

He wrote Broken and To Binge because he was destroyed after loosing Noodle and was guilty about what he did to 2d. (theres nothing you can say to him/her, he is an outer heart/ I am without a heart and the space has been broken) (I’ll wait to be forgiven, maybe I never will, my star has left me to take the bitter pill that shattered feeling well the cause of it’s a lesson learned)

Not to mention that the entire FOUNDATION of gorillaz is murdoc using his success to constructively take revenge on his abusers and that means so fucking much to me.

People hate and harass 2doc shippers for the same reason that they hate Murdoc but like.

WE JUST WANT TO FIX SHIT

They are written in such an unhealthy way even though theyre constantly queerbaited and muds keeps having redemption relapses

And fuck we just want them to grow and be happy

Even if you dont intemperate them as romantic 2d is the first person that was ever nice to Murdoc, or that he could ever call his friend of family and you can tell how much he cares about him. 

Even though he took it back, when murdoc said meeting 2d was the best moment of his life he was probably being dead serious. he owes everything to 2d. hes the main reason that murdoc ever experienced success or love and thats probably why he calls 2d godlike when he compliments him.

But these feeling are new and scary and hes scared of being hurt so he treats him like shit.

And the whole reason i love this pairing is i feel like only 2d can fix murdoc, but only after murdoc fixes what hes done to him, weather its romantic or not.

They need to work with and bond with each other specifically to gat better.

Maybe women commit more murders than men, but are better at hiding it because they learn to clean up blood from a young age.

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

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Keep me updated? xx

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