Why Does This Sound Like Me As A Parent It Sounds Like Youre Explaining My Future

why does this sound like me as a parent it sounds like youre explaining my future

k so like i know this is supposed to be a murdoc x reader blog but i wanted maybe some headcanons of Dad Murdoc (TM) coz he'd be da best dad. so! could we have some headcanons of dad murdoc??? u can say no if u want!!! love ya!!

- murdoc’s .... not great at parenting. he likes to take credit for raising noodle, but really, he was never the one to dicispline her. he’s a ~cool~ dad and prefers to never ever be the one doing the punishing because he fears he will completely lose himself and start screaming at his child

- he’s very fearful of being exactly the same like his worthless dad was, so that’s why he never likes to do the punishing.

-he gives a lot of love - everyone has to know that’s his kid!!! his excellent, wonderful, talented kid! he’s that guy who records his kids performances/sports/whatever with a giant ipad and almost talks the whole time.

- he’s super encouraging with whatever they want to persue (and he usually wants to be a part of it, especially if it’s music related). he’s not brutally honest if his kid is bad at it at first, because it takes time, but he’s very on their ass about practicing if they want to be better than him (even if he himself is not good at whatever activity they’re doing)

- swears around them. he just can’t be bothered to filter himself unless he’s explicitly talking about sex.

- he’s not particularly good at the tedious tasks of parenting,like making lunches, sitting there and watching the same disney movie 12 times a day without calling it “fucking stupid”, or reading them to sleep at night. just because he never received that type of care as a kid.

- he does try though! like making pancakes in the morning is something he grows to enjoy, it tucking them in and playing them bass as they fall asleep (that’s his personal favorite)

- he cannot do tantrums and the first time his kid has one it is so overwhelming he calls his two year old “an ungrateful little shit” because he got so anxious. when their screams turn from angry to sobbing in sadness, he instantly feels regret with how he treated the situation. he doesn’t give them what they want, but he does apologize and coddle them.

- it is a struggle for him to stop smoking as much as he does. he almost offers his kid a cig once. it was bad

- he loves them. that’s it.

“Loud Enough To Wake The Dead” Spike x reader Pt1

Warnings: slight cursing, mentions of blood, implied nudity i suppose

Description : After Buffy and Angel shows end but before the comics which was about a 4 year gap that as far as i know was never filled in

“Ow” you groaned as you eased off your dirty clothes “Man, i gotta stop wearing white T-shirts they only get stained with blood or torn to shreds” you think to yourself as you looked down at your formerly stark white T-shirt that now layed on your grey bathroom floor torn up and covered in various shades of blood and mud from you latest fight with a particularly rowdy pack of demons. you lean over to quietly turn the water on to take a shower and wash off the nights activities but in your atempt to be quiet your hand slipped from under you and you tumble to the floor “Well crap, that was loud enough to wake the dead” you mumbled not quite under you breath hoping you didnt wake anyone in your house, you crawled into the bottom of the bath tub and let the hot water run over you sore body carefull to avoid your hair since you’d just dyed it and dint want the near boiling water to fade it to quickly you closed your eyes and let the water wash away the mix of your blood and mud down the drain

Help urgently needed!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Thursday, May 6th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help. I've had to remake this post as I'm still struggling to pay my late bills and debt.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as all previous donations have gone to pay off old court fees and my rent arrears. I am also still awaiting the outcome of my PIP Assessment (May 2021 at the latest)

To be quite honest, these past few months have been absolute hell for me, and with no other income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to get by. And it's due to that kindness that I've managed to get my account down quite alot, but it is not completely paid off so I'm still in urgent need and bank fees keep getting added.

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4 years ago

Yes. just, just Yes.

That one episode were Buffy can read minds

Every guy: boobs. Naked women. Boobies. Sex. Ass. Lemme smash. Tiddies. Hot ladies.

Oz: Buffy now contains all the knowledge in the world and could easily rule over us. She knows all of our deepest secrets and we will cease to exist-

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4 years ago

Another Very Important Animaniacs 2020 Compilation

another very important animaniacs 2020 compilation

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4 years ago

Source: This

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lonnys-new-obsesion-is

4 years ago

Rent + utilities help urgently needed!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Friday, April 2nd: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to pay my rent and due to late bills, my account is now overdrawn.

I'm really sorry to be asking for help again, but as most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I'm a bit behind on my rent, as I had to replace my broken washing machine + pay overdue bills and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (April 2021 at the latest)

I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to for help and my rent is now overdue!