Sometimes, You Can Tell That A Fanfiction Was Written Out Of Hate.

Half of the arguments won't happen if people stopped skipping breakfast and hair wash day. Also no, only a coffee is not enough breakfast.

Hoshigaki Kisame is the dilf in Akatsuki.

He has moments where he could be your friend's hot divorced father. I can imagine him being a dad like Charlie Swan. Single, hot, a little oblivious to the things teens do, protective, and provider.

Now as much as I would buy Itachi's bath water, fill my tub with it and let my body submerge in it till I dissolve into it, Itachi is not a dilf. He is a husband.

Sure Itachi is out of my league, but Kisame is forbidden.

Canon

Imagine Wyatt setting Kai up an Instagram account so he can tag him in pictures and Kai unknowingly becomes an influencer against his will while Oliver sits in the background gradually losing his mind because he’s been actively trying to become an influencer for months and Kai doesn’t even know his own password

2024 is gonna be my year. My horoscope has spoken and I don't need any further details.

Old people in love>>>>>

Just because I love my country doesn't mean I don't hate the people who live here with every inch of my heart.

The girls who bullied me in school, the pick-me teacher who had a grudge against the girls in my class, the teacher who kicked me out of his class because I didn't turn on the ceiling fan, the prime minister, my father's side of family, and the men who sent r@pe threats to a Cricketer's five year old daughter after he didn't play well in IPL they all live in this country.

I could never say I love the people of this country when the scum of the earth live here.

Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

Separating the art from the artist by illegally downloading their music.

I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.

Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.

I find this very funny for some reason.