Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

I have a purple umbrella with floral patterns.

umbrellas I see around town, rated

Bottom Tier: Plain Black Umbrellas.

wow nice it's a depressing day already let's make it more depressing

Broken Umbrellas

YOU HAD ONE JOB, UMBRELLA. and if it's a broken black umbrella you might as well just let yourself get wet without a sad, broken clump of gloom in the way

Mediocre Tier: Promotional Umbrellas

listen the least capitalism can do for us is help us stay dry. you got that umbrella for free and I admire that

Basic Colours and Patterns

see that lady with the red umbrella? of course you do because she's not one of those losers with black umbrellas. that guy on the right has put his black umbrella down, defeated, that he cannot even be as cool as her, which is an extremely low bar

High Tier: Golf Umbrellas

now we're talking dual purpose: keeps you dry, and improvised weapon. you could seriously put somebody's eye out

Clear Umbrellas

at last I can see the top of your head. top of your head, my beloved.

Those Umbrellas That Got the Pattern on the Inside

you acknowledge that rainy days are gloomy, but you need to prioritize putting brightening colours and designs towards yourself. that's okay queen that's self-care

Top Tier Funky Umbrellas That Match Your Boots, Also You Should Deliberately Walk Through Every Puddle

I love you, I love rain, I love everything

People be name checked in my burned suicide notes and have the audacity to ask for money.

Half of the arguments won't happen if people stopped skipping breakfast and hair wash day. Also no, only a coffee is not enough breakfast.

God, we need another flood.

Hating a fictional character with all your heart is one of the most pathetic things a person can do. Instead of appreciating the characters you love, you choose to waste your time and energy on hating a character that doesn't even exist. It's time to get a life and stop projecting your insecurities and problems onto a fictional character. Are you hating on that character because you have a terrible life, or because you cannot face the reality of your own? Or is it that if you don't hate it, you'll have nothing to do but blame yourself for all the things you have messed up? Instead of hating on something that doesn't exist, hate yourself for the way you are. At least it's less pathetic this way.

Separating the art from the artist by illegally downloading their music.

The way I'll actually buy this.

POSTER

My parents trying their best to not make me look bad infront of father's side of family:

Kakashi: Mi kids are doing great

Kakashi: Naruto is travelling the world with a sanin

Kakashi: Sakura is learning to fight like the Hokage

Kakashi: And Sasuke has joined a cult!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: As a high rank

Nooooooooooooo. God, please no. There's so many fanfics that I didn't read 😭😭😭😭😭

Is fanfiction.net down?

I have made my OC's over the course of ten years. The most recent one is name Sayumi Uchiha.

Sayumi Uchiha has dark hair, brown eyes, fair skin, and no hope or life. So I want to talk about how she came to be.

Sayumi Uchiha was originally supposed to be named Katsumi but I figured I like names starting with the letter S.

Like any of my oc's she was too overpowered. She was suppose to have a Sharingan, a byakugan, Telekinesis and Mind reading, along with Uzumaki ancestry.

Later, I decided to not make her a Hyuga and discarded the idea of her having a byakugan as it was way too much for one person to have. Same with the mind reading, it made it difficult to create obstacles for her.

I wanted to give her red hair but I created her for the sole purpose of shipping her with Gaara. So I decided to change it because they looked like siblings. I also ended up giving up on any ideas of her being a Uzumaki as I didn't know much about the clan's kekkei genkai. I also ended up switching her ship from Gaara to Itachi. I decide on a forever one-sided love on her end [he is her thirteenth cousin but it's okay because they are clan kids.]

That left her with a Uchiha and Kazeshima bloodline that gives her the Telekinesis ability. She was born in Sunagakure to a Uchiha father and a Kazeshima mother. She was found in the forest in the land of fire at the age of 6 by Konoha Jonins after her mother’s dead and was brought to the village. This led to her being taken in [not adopted] by Mikoto Uchiha, and her husband was reluctant to let her as he didn't let her take in Naruto four year prior to that.

At the beginning, I planned for her to be the lead character of my fanfiction and make Sakura the 2nd lead as her best friend but it didn't work out. I tried to make obstacles for Sayumi but she was way too strong, physically. If she was in the story it wouldn't make past six chapters as she would solo everyone. So I changed the positions and had her killed in the Uchiha Massacre.

But the thing is, she could've killed Itachi right there when she found the entire clan dead. She didn't because she lost hope and her second family. She didn't even try to fight when her beloved peirced his Katana to her heart. Rather, she gripped the blade just to twist it and make the blood gush out. In a way, she committed suicide.

This decision changed a lot of things, mainly the way I wanted to portray Sakura. I originally wanted to make her a career chunin and have her solely focused on healing as it was difficult to bring a civilian out of Sasuke, Naruto and Kakashi's shadow. But she had to fill the role of the lead character of my fanfiction and it wasn't it. Having Sakura wanting to torture Itachi for Sayumi's dead was what made me write it further. Making her a person with her own ideology of art, her own creations of medical jutsus used to kill and torture, and her own goal of bringing Sayumi back to life was what I needed.

Sayumi was gifted with talent and strength since birth. She was destined to be the strongest. And she wanted nothing more than to give it away and live a normal life. She was emotionally weak. Too matured for a kid, to childish for an adult, abusing her power to get her way and not holding herself accountable for the pain caused to people. She died before she could do any real damage.

I just wish I can get enough motivation to write the fanfiction someday.