They Way I Began To Laugh So Hard I Began Coughing Just Shows How Fucking Funny This Is, We Know What

They Way I Began To Laugh So Hard I Began Coughing Just Shows How Fucking Funny This Is, We Know What

They way I began to laugh so hard I began coughing just shows how fucking funny this is, we know what you are duke festion 🤨

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2 months ago

IVE BEEN WAITING TO FUCKING FIND THIS!Vox is Alastor's no.1 commissioner and Alastor's posture is so bad that he has to overcompensate by looking like he has a stick up his ass.

Alastor drwing

so i made a post with my headcanon about Alastor and his drwings...

Alastor Drwing
Alastor Drwing

Great Alastor, the Prophet. He's so proud of himself, look at him

Alastor Drwing
Alastor Drwing

Hazbins and Alastor's drawings. Also Alastor has a shrimp drawing pose

Alastor Drwing
Alastor Drwing

Niffty's getting illustration for her action nc-21 fanfiction from her favorite artist - this girl is now in heaven, and she didn't even need redemption

Find yourself someone who will react on your art the same way Niffty's reacting in Alastor's art...

Alastor Drwing
Alastor Drwing

The real reason why Alastor used to be friends with Vox - tv man liked his drawings.

Alastor Drwing

And this is why their friendship ended - weird, obscure and sometimes fetish requests from Vox... And maybe some other reasons, but it's not about those now

1 month ago

Ok so I have this hc that I want other ppl besides me to see, and if anybody wanted to turn this into a fic; I would be yours because I can’t write for shit

(This also might trigger some people so please proceed with caution.)

(TW: SA )

…

Anyway, I’ve always liked the idea of Bruce protecting his kids as Bruce Wayne, so hear me out.

The batfam are at a gala minus Alfred because I see it being someone else’s gala that they have to attend. The POV would start with Tim and jump to Bruce later but I digress..

So Tim is forever 17 and has just come out as Bi and this is the first gala that he attends after that and some grown man comes up to him and starts hitting on him. The man is being very inappropriate with the things he’s saying and the way he’s touching Tim

And even though Tim is Red Robin; he freezes because he’s also Tim Drake and those ideologies are still ingrained into him to not make a scene. He’s extremely uncomfortable trying to get the man to leave him alone and telling him no.

But the man is not backing down continuing to say things like ā€œ You’re bi, so I know you want it.ā€, ā€œDon’t be shy. It can be just between you and meā€ and crowding his space.

And Tim is trying to find a way out. Darting his eyes around looking for his siblings but can’t seem to find them.

As he’s looking around, the man starts walking him back towards the hall. Hands trailing down his stomach getting closer to his inner thigh and he forcibly kisses him. Awareness of what this man is trying to do becomes completely apparent. He tries to push the man away but his body isn’t cooperating with him.

He’s scared.

But then he turns his head and see’s Bruce making his way over to him with the deadliest look he’s ever seen him have on his face but he’s grateful because that’s his dad.. not Brucie, but Bruce, his dad is coming to get him out of this situation.

Then it switches to Bruce’s POV

It starts with Bruce in the middle of the gala crowd talking it up as Brucie Wyane and he decides to look around just to check on his kids

He glances over at Dick and Damien together by the food table

Jason and Steph look like their about to do something they shouldn’t

Dukes talking to another attendant of the gala

Cass is beside him but he’s missing one..

He can’t find Tim..

Alarm bells start ringing in his head and he starts to look for Tim more obviously, turning his head left and right. Cass picking up on his distress but not knowing why

Bruce turns his whole body to the back of the gala room and that’s where he finds Tim being crowded by a member of the gala. His immediate instinct is to go to him but stops himself because he’s trying to learn how to give his kids more freedom, and he knows Tim can handle himself. So he stops for a second and takes in the situation.

But the longer he looks he sees that Tim, his son, is completely frozen. A look on his face that says he needs help but can’t get out the words to ask for it. His eyes are darting around frantically like he’s looking for someone. As he’s about to take a step to go help Tim he freezes because the man is walking him back towards the hall way with his hands inching further and further down his stomach dangerously close to places his hands don’t need to be and forcibly kisses him.

He sees Tim squirming trying to push the man away.

and Bruce realizes this man’s intentions.

Tim, his son, is about to be assaulted. The same thing that happened to himself that he couldn’t get out of.. is about to happen to Tim. And he sees the moment Tim recognizes it to in his eyes.

Bruce wastes no more time, he completely ignores the people he was once in a conversation with as they ask him where he’s going. He’s walking quickly towards his son when they make eye contact, he sees the relief wash over his body.

He reaches the man and grabs him. The man turns his head looking like he’s about to say something but blanches from seeing who it is. He doesn’t get a chance to say anything because as soon as he faces Bruce, He gets punched so hard he falls over. The rest of the gala has frozen because Brucie Wyane is punching some random man for seemingly no reason.

And Bruce keeps going, because for once he was there in time to protect one of his kids. The rest of the batfam comes over trying to forcibly pull Bruce off the man. None of them knowing why Bruce started punching the man but knowing one thing..

There is a reason.

When they finally get Bruce off the man. Bruce instantly turns to Tim hugging his son, holding him. Tim is in shock as Bruce keeps asking him if he’s alright. Tim not responding but looks directly into Bruce’s eyes. The man’s blood on Bruce’s knuckles. The complete look of worry written on Bruce’s face as he holds Tim’s in his hands.

And Tim just.. sinks into his arms and holds on so tight to Bruce because his fathers here. His father saved him. He’s okay, He’ll be okay.

The police get called and the man is taken away and they all go home early. That night though, Bruce goes to Tim’s room to check up on him and talk.

He makes sure Tim is okay and finds Tim blaming himself for not being able to get away.

ā€œI’m Red Robin! I have fought worse people than him and won. But all that was going through my head at the time was Jack and Janet ā€œDon’t make a sceneā€ and I froze. I couldn’t get away, I tried but my body wouldn’t listen. I wanted to call out but my voice closed up and I was looking around to- ā€

Bruce interrupts him

ā€œ It’s not your fault, you did what you could. This is not your fault Tim, It’s his fault for forcing himself on you. I’ve been there, I know how you feel. it’ll be okay. I promise, I’m right here.ā€

Tim looks at Bruce because he didn’t know that

ā€œYou’ve been.. who?ā€

Bruce just looks at him. He’s doesn’t need to say anything because he knows Tim will understand anyway. He’s smart like that.

ā€œoh.. Does that mean- ā€

Bruce cuts him off again

ā€œYes, but it was a long time ago, you don’t need to know because I’m okay now. And I want you to know I understand. But can we just keep this between us? No one else needs to know about that, especially Damien.ā€

ā€œYea B. For what it’s worth, I’m sorry that happened to you.ā€

ā€œMe too, but at least I got Damien from it, and I love him just as much as I love you. You are both my children and I would do anything to try to protect you.ā€

ā€œThanks B.ā€ He leans in to hug Bruce and they just hold onto each other for a little longer.

ā€œI’ll let you go to sleep chum. Good night Timā€ he says as he kisses Tim’s head and ruffles his hair. He heads to the door and turns to look back at Tim

ā€œGoodnight dad.ā€ He says with a small smile

Bruce freezes for a second and sighs with a slight smile on his face. He looks at Tim one last time for the night with all his love for him shining in his eyes and closes the door to go to his room.

By the end of there talk Tim and Bruce are closer than ever because he not only learned something new about Bruce. He now feels more secure in his place in the manor, in the family, as Bruce’s son.

ļæ¼

2 months ago

What do you mean by " on request"?, could I simply ask for a starter from him or would have to message you? šŸ˜† sorry I keep seeing people say that I've never truly understood what they mean by on request.

Oh! Sorry yes, that is what it means really. like I don’t often have huge muse for him so that’s why I don’t use him in open starters much, but you could simply ask for a starter when I know who you are, hehe!

3 months ago

Look at these adorable babies!(5 minutes before disaster)

Look At These Adorable Babies!(5 Minutes Before Disaster)
Look At These Adorable Babies!(5 Minutes Before Disaster)


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2 months ago

Some of my favorite tropes in RadioStatic fics:

Alastor cooks amazingly but WAYYYY too spicy for Vox so he begrudgingly has to make it milder for his Caucasian Palletā„¢ļø

Vox losing his shit when he finds out Alastor has a tail.

Valentino getting jealous over Alastor and Vox. Especially if there's no sex going on and Vox STILL enjoys Alastor's time more.

Vox eventually finding out Alastor is a virgin and starts losing his shit once again.

Them talking shit through radio waves.

Angel Dust asking who tops.

Charlie being happy for Alastor having a 'friend'.

Lucifer calling Vox 'the TV' (or even better 'the screen') when he starts to hang around the hotel.

Alastor and Vox scaring the shit out of everyone when they visit the other's respective home.

2 months ago

Tim: Bruce, I’m gay

Bruce: oh

Tim: oh?

Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on

Tim: what?

Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??

Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me

Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him

Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman

Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?

Tim: WHAT?!

Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss

Tim: again, WHAT?!

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I'm just your normal Tumblr user-Feral. An Alastor lover through and through, because he's just SO ✨babygirl✨ I make ugly art and post it here,for I too have no life. She/Her Not giving my age to y'all cause...No..

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