IVE BEEN WAITING TO FUCKING FIND THIS!Vox is Alastor's no.1 commissioner and Alastor's posture is so bad that he has to overcompensate by looking like he has a stick up his ass.
so i made a post with my headcanon about Alastor and his drwings...
Great Alastor, the Prophet. He's so proud of himself, look at him
Hazbins and Alastor's drawings. Also Alastor has a shrimp drawing pose
Niffty's getting illustration for her action nc-21 fanfiction from her favorite artist - this girl is now in heaven, and she didn't even need redemption
Find yourself someone who will react on your art the same way Niffty's reacting in Alastor's art...
The real reason why Alastor used to be friends with Vox - tv man liked his drawings.
And this is why their friendship ended - weird, obscure and sometimes fetish requests from Vox... And maybe some other reasons, but it's not about those now
Hopefully she can get help.
6-year-old Joan Al-Habil is has been repeatedly hospitalized due to severe gastrointestinal problems and overwhelming fatigue. This poor girl has been to multiple facilities and seen multiple doctors, undergone extensive testing (as extensive as is possible in Gaza's collapsed medical system), even having to endure an unsedated endoscopy.
She has now been diagnosed with severe gastritis due to starvation and hazardous living conditions. Remember, she and her family are living on the streets, which are cold and wet due to winter rain. Homelessness, stress, exposure to the elements, her previous injury when the lOF firebombed her tent, and malnutrition all conspire to sap little Joan of her strength.
Her condition is so serious that she even had to undergo surgery. Gastritis very rarely requires surgery to treat, so this is an indication of how dire her condition is. The surgery was successful to a degree, but she is going to need ongoing treatment to manage her symptoms.
The treatments are administered weekly and cost $500 USD (just under €500 EUR). Her family has no income and cannot afford this. If Joan goes more than a few days without treatment, her symptoms worsen rapidly, and she sometimes has to be hospitalized. It is vital that we help her family procure her treatments so that her condition does not worsen!
You can help Joan get her surgery and treatment by
reblogging this post
copy-pasting this link (https:// gofund.me/85a1b400) in your own Tumblr posts and all across your social media accounts to share her family’s story
boosting posts from her parents @mahafamily1 and @ahmed-family-1
donating to her family’s GFM campaign below
Need to raise: about €500 EUR ($500 USD)
A(sing-songing): HuSkeR!! I made you a present~
H: A present? What is it-
(Looks down to see Alastor holding a rock with googly eyes)
H: ... A rock?
A: Yes, but this is a PET rock!
H: Al, I hate to break it to ya... but it ain't the 70's anymore, and some people aren't stuck in the same era they died in.
A(purses lips): Yes, well, I put a lot of effort into this and I expect you to keep it. His name's Bartholomew.
H: You just glued googly eyes to a-
A: YOU’RE KEEPING IT
(He did, in fact, keep it. He lives on the bars counter)
Drawing of my cryptid deer because why the hell not.
I like to think I'm funny
He can't swim </3
She’s like Sonic
This is what I mean when I say babygirl
I can imagine how hard it is for Alastor to get drunk,but also how chaotic it would be if he were to get drunk.
I mean he does a full 360 on his entire personality,I'm talking random ass compliments and apologies for small things.He's extremely nice,but then there's an actual problem,you see a drink Al is like a somber Angeldust,all you have to do is cut out the whole "Porn star" part and replace it with getting offended easily and retaliating in the most theatric way possible(Theatre kids,am I right?)
He'll make unprompted sex jokes out of nowhere,leaving everyone momentarily stunned but he'll also be unapologetically shameless and insulting,like YES he is going to go off on someone's absolutely wretched sense of fashion it just has to be done.But arguably the worst part is that while half the lobby is frozen in shock,our drunk kitten-deer will be over here complimenting Lucifer on how he's a great father for raising Charlie(In an au where he isn't the leader of the assholes,and isn't an overpriveleged peace of shit),and Lucifer is looking around as if he's asking what the fuck to do,like how tf do you respond to someone who has a schedule of when to piss you off?So he awkwardly thanks Al,and Alastor just walked up to someone else to give that person a compliment or to serve cunt because a bitch just insulted on of HIS misfits(Noone can insult them except him,okay you fucking "Barney is a dinosaur" looking ass with that outfit)
To put it in short he has the personality of Charlie and Angel,but add a touch of Velvette and petty theatre bitch energy.
I am absolutely horrified my Vivziepop.Just every shitty thing she's done,and the fact she's real is bad enough.
*cries in Alastor lover*
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
I'm just your normal Tumblr user-Feral. An Alastor lover through and through, because he's just SO ✨babygirl✨ I make ugly art and post it here,for I too have no life. She/Her Not giving my age to y'all cause...No..
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