Conservatives Love To Talk About How We Won’t Get As Good Medical Care With Universal Healthcare Because

Men will really say ACAB and then blame women for not going to the police when they’re assaulted.

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

I realized recently that I separate different periods of my life by my hair, which now makes me think that because I’m in a new stage of my life I should change my hair again.

hey which of my bees do you hate more

Everyone cares so much about abused kids until they grow up to be broken adults.

I don’t know if I should feel bad for laughing at this or...

Who made this

Spooky enough for a doot?

My fellow pro-choice people: please stop using the vasectomy argument. It just makes you look as ignorant as the people making anti-choice laws. Vasectomies are often not reversible. Ask any doctor and they will tell you that no one should get a vasectomy with the intent of having it reversed. I understand that no one is actually proposing vasectomies for all men, but the argument itself is flawed, so please stop using it. Thank you.

Why do so many lyft/Uber drivers ask, “so where we heading today?” Like, you know where we’re heading. It literally tells you. Why are you forcing human interaction?