I just thought, “Man I wish I was a Jedi so I could get cheese without getting up.” That’s it guys. Not to fight the dark side, not to protect the universe, not even to get a cool light saber. To retrieve cheese without getting out of bed.
me: *finally opens up to someone"
me: *feels better afterwards*
a few hours later
me: i am so sorry to even have bothered you. please erase my existence from your memory.
I just realized that I’m going to be spending over nine years of my life bleeding. And people say women aren’t strong. I’m sorry but if that isn’t the most badass thing you’ve ever heard idk what the hell is.
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