Hello, Miss Shadowlady. Do You Like Your EYES? :) - Cain (@eyesremain)

I GOTCHU JIMMY 🙏

meow :3

awhhh !

meow !

[ don't tell anyone he did that. ]

What can I say, other than "Just Keep Swimming?" I heard that from a very wise fish once. I think. It's rather tragic how you don't tend to get along with the fish, but I'd say we are good friends, no? But regardless, it's because of the height. I get to be a ten foot ancient sea goddess. Who doesn't wanna be ten foot?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

out of character question... did you need to ask to join in on this? I am curious because I love a good bit of roleplay but I am also a Bit Shy,,,

[Hello hello!! I did technically send an ask to the Joel blog before making my account, but in a previous ask they mentioned being able to join as long as the character wasn't already taken! I'm not the creator of the mailbox thingie nor am I even in full contact with all of the members, so I apologize for not being able to give you a full answer, but I believe you should be free to join! If you do, please send an ask my way and I'll add you to my pinned post ^^ Have fun!]

YOU HEARD ME

DAMAGED EGG

Hi!!! Your name is, uh, Jimmy right?? - @davethecoolestguy

yes that is my name!!

That's a big chunk of stuff scratched out! Is everything all right? Or..I guess mostly right? It's a bit tricky for everything to be all right. Anyways. It helps my confidence a lot! Every morning i stand in front of the mirror and chant "You are taller than Joel. Gay guys call you pretty. You are loved. You are bisexual."

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

Looks aren't everything, but I suppose it is better to be safe. Interesting..? I wonder why...

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

hello hello!! first off, sorry for being so IA!! I've been quite busy with my personal life, and I just haven't had the actual motivation to do anything here. Not only that, but honestly, this whole mailbox thing has been making me rather anxious as of late for a variety of reasons. This was meant to be a silly and fun little thing, so I don't want to do it if I'm not enjoying it. So, I'll be taking a break for a bit! Not quite sure how long I'll be gone, just until I start to feel a bit better and get some more free time. Thank you for reading this, and I'll see you all some other time. Oceans blessings! 🫶 -lou

edit: kudos to doc mailbox for reblogging literal SECONDS after i posted this??? scared the life out of me/pos

You have a point, he does remind me of a...wet cat, almost. I think being a sea goddess might just protect me, possibly!

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

@joels-mailbox this could be us

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

[ the letter that comes through the mail has a peculiar little red sealing on it. within it, as well, is a pressed flower - it looks odd, mostly grey and white. when he had been sending it, guy had been a little amused with himself - that makes the second eyeblossom he's sent to someone. ]

hello, miss lizzie! i hope you're doing well. i've heard of you before, an empress of the sea - and unfortunately, i don't lie close to the ocean, so i don't have any shells or such to give to you, so i hope this flower will do. it's been pressed so that it will last for longer, and maybe if you find a seal for it, it could be used as a bookmark of sorts?

i know this is supposed to be a formal greeting of sorts (or, at least, i try to make my first mails to people somewhat formal), but it's been a long while since i've been able to see other sorts of biomes, so i wonder - how is the sea? what kinds of creatures are there? do you have a favourite kind?

[ next to this, is a little doodle of a fish. ]

it's been a long time since i went swimming. i hope i can do that again soon... ah, but that's off topic. i'm not quite sure where i was going with this, but overall, i hope you're well. :)

sincerely,

some guy.

@sincerely-some-guy

[She picks at the seal, ripping the envelope slightly as she opens it and the paper flutters out, along with the flower. She blinks, taking the flower into her fingers and twirling it around as she inspected it. She smiled softly, placing it down on the desk next to the letter, which she lifts and starts to read.] Hello, Some Guy. Thank you for the well wishes, I am indeed doing quite nicely. I hope the same applies to you. It's true that I am indeed a ruler of the ocean, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy gifts from the land! This is quite the peculiar flower, I'll have to ask Scott about it sometime. It will make a wonderful bookmark for my journal, thank you for gifting it to me! Don't worry too much about being formal; just be yourself. I prefer to see people as they are. The sea is quite nice! It's a deep turquoise at times, and a light cyan at others. It's quite salty though, so you'll get a lot of salt on the breeze. There are all kinds of creatures here, varying from turtles to dolphins to tropical fish. The most common marine life I see are axolotls, however! I try to care for them all equally, but I must admit that my axolotl guards, Sir Strawberry and Lady Marcellene hold a special place in my heart. [She's doodled a pair of axolotls in return, each labeled as Marcellene and Strawberry.] Swimming is rather refreshing, I must say. I do hope you get the chance to experience it once again. Thank you for the lovely letter, and the beautiful flower. Oceans Blessings, Lizzie