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[You find a box with holes poked in it, along with a letter taped to the side. The box has a bit of moss and mud on it, likely from where it came from. You open the letter.] Hello, Lizzie! One of my wolves just had puppies, and I thought you might like one! Name him whatever you want :D Have a nice day! -@shubbles-mailbox 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Thank you so much Shubble! He's such a sweet little pup. I've named him Meri!

she is the biggest enabler. @grians-mailbox

@jimmys-mailbox I can confirm that this happens when he's squeezed

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

That sounds like a hassle! And for a potato? Interesting. I'm just hoping the delay means he hasn't sent it rather than an issue with the mail system.

Also, great pun. Dads in all kinds of servers would be proud of you.

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

Literally how Lizzie and Joel meet in my au

Lizzie is walking to school. She almost trips over a kid on a scooter, nearly walks into Cleo on rollerskates, and barely dodges Mumbo's bike just to have Scar catch her ankle with his wheelchair. Joel is watching all of this happen while on his skateboard, drifts off sideways watching her and ends up nearly crashing into her.

Later that evening, they meet each other in the emergency room.

Joel: (jokingly) What'd you get hit by this time, a car?

Lizzie: (fully serious, deadpan) No, I got hit by a truck.

(there is a reason why Joel is there, it's not important rn)

Alright, heading over now!

I've sent Joel his mini Joel, though he hasn't opened his mail yet I think... so who wants to be crocheted next?

An Alternate universe where Lizzie is actually a speaker (they were a concept for the eyes and ears AU, they basically worked for the Listeners) who was sent into SL by the listeners to break the canary curse and because the Watchers were so preoccupied they weren’t able to stop them.

So basically Lizzie was a lamb for the slaughter.

;)

okay so no one's talking about how WE DONT KNOW LIZZIES LAST WORDS???

no like actually what

"ofc we don't know she was a robot!-" HER AUDIENCE COULD STILL UNDERSTAND HER????

she did that shit on purpose. she edited it to where we couldn't even understand her

at least we know scars last words so it's not that tragic BUT STILL

scars last words were filled with annoyance and impatience

jimmys last words were filled irritation and shock

and lizzie's

WE DOTN MNOW LIZZIES?????

anyways the bamboozlers are the most tragic team in the series fight me

Glad everything's well! I've been good, other than being a bit lonely. But at least I've got mail now! I'm pleasantly surprised at the amount of mail I've gotten so far :]

Hello Jimmy, I finally got my mailbox set up and decided to send you something. Hi.

lizzie! hi!

I second this idea, PLEASE let him have a server cat. He'll get right along with Grian!

Mrow! Meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. (Indeed! I am quite the refined feline. Will you adopt another cat, that is the question.)

Hmm...

@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox

not sure why I chose to ask you two out of all people, but caaaat?

Can we have a server cat PLEASE let's have a server cat.