Modern Cancel Culture Is Nothing. Back In My Day We Just Exiled People

If you watch curling backwards, it’s a bunch of yelling people desperately trying to fight off an approaching stone with a mop

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

There are 492 Billionaires in the U.S and not one of them has decided to become batman.

so many years of education yet nobody ever taught us how to love ourselves and why its so important

(via firengoldinoureyes)

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

antinous (+ hadrian)

h of h, anne carson/ diaries, franz kafka/ a primer for the small weird loves, richard siken/ the death of antinoüs, mark doty/ antinous as a priest of the imperial cult/ no id/ war of the foxes, richard siken/ on earth we’re briefly gorgeous, ocean voung/ boot theory, richard siken/ antinous mondragone

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18