If You Watch Curling Backwards, It’s A Bunch Of Yelling People Desperately Trying To Fight Off An Approaching

the fact that time passes and things change and people leave and you can only go back to a place physically and you will never be 14 15 16 again………….. i don’t understand how we are meant to endure that

Hero and Leander

— by Peter Paul Rubens (1577-1640)

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

Unspoken rule of the head nod: Nod down to strangers and up to friends

Can we all just take a second and recognize how cool it was of Fred and George to just give Harry the Maurader’s Map?

Sometime between Toy Story 2 and Toy Story 3 Woody and the gang witnessed Andy going through puberty and it probably scarred them deeply.

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

Leila Chatti, Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare

How I get my summer body:

1) Bone of the father, unwillingly given 

2) Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed 

3) Blood of the enemy, forcefully taken