Cc: @fanficmemes

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

All I can think about is Ren and Willard having an entire arc from enemies to friends to lovers in the first minute of meeting each other

Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

(looking at a fictional character) my best friend :] *kisses them sweetly*

(looking at another character) my best friend :] *throws them down a flight of stairs*